Battles LayZ vs Astro9aerodyctl
RULES
A battle verse
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm winning this battle with lines like i'm getting out of rehab,
- your killing yourself like a fucking crab,
- you been annoying me for a while so now i'm gonna pay you back in full like i'm clearing my tab,
- if you can see him winning you need to visit the optometrist he'll help you see the picture clear,
- cause my rhymes are fat as fuck like they've been drinking to much beer,
- you might be a producer but i'm running this show like Clarkson from top gear,
- there's no space for you, cause you still a zero if you astro naughts this's your final frontier,
- you may be spiting flames but it don't make for a good weapon like flamethrowers,
- i'm on point but I ain't cutting grass like lawn mowers,
- this is a game of chess and taking this battle is the only time you've made a proper move,
- you accused of being wack, i'm gonna judge you, you better have a case, you got something to prove,
- you chose this card and now I can predict everything you'll face me with it must be magic,
- you had a lapse of judgement choosing me now this heroes become tragic,
- the truth is I have no idea who'll accept my challenge so all i'm gonna say is you better be good,
- so you better not talk about how you fuck bitches, pop guns and live in the hood,
- cause we don't need another fake in battling anyone who does that's deadwood.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- layz you crazy retarded bastard
- and imma write tight rhymes and get u fucked even faster
- than a jackrabbit and imma make you kill the habit
- of writing rhymes when u wake up in the morning or when youre at the school
- what do u fucking think ,all of this shit makes u look cool?
- well fuck it cos youre a punk motherfucker
- cos you started a blind battle so wait up and lemme cut u up like cattle
- and then imma feed u to the dogs
- and then this story will be the hottest one on the rappad blogs
- look the clocks keep ticking faster and faster
- so kneel down cos im coming after u with a wannabe rapper blaster.
- and u aint never getter back to this cos youre LAZY as fuck for real
- and im fucking up your programmes in multiple ways cos im crazy as fuck and thats the deal.
- fuck u.