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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, yeah
- This is for everyone
- with a mind like mine
- yeah
- I used to act a lot like Steve Urkel
- I was getting a fucking swirly in a urinal
- Now I just smoke on this purple herbal shit
- Until I can hurdle these
- think that it's a whirlpool, things I say ain't hurtful
- But when you crowd around me, in circles
- I have the need to bring out my inner animal
- I think I got the anecdote, But if you wet your panty hose
- Then It'll be like I enclosed another fucking envelope, (full of anthrax)
- seal it with wax, yeah man get up from that, yeah man
- But I have the real antidote for you cause
- What I say'll have you by the throat, bud
- But when you don't get up from that, I'll throw you on a tumble mat
- And because of this strong impact, almost felt like you got racked and stacked
- Fucking defense mechanism, what I thought that I lacked
- Just got fucking latched to rap, shooting off I blast, but until I crash
- What I is say is Dope enough to snort some crack and sit the fuck back
- So now lets see what you got you wack
- imma maniac and i attack you with comeback syou just don't have
- imma blast you in half and laugh
- because I have a lack of give a shit
- Wrote this shit down before you could think of it
- Rippin your ass up after years of this
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Okay, Im gunna rip you from where you stand, your wearing a shirt with your
- superstore name brand, i'll bust a ice pop stick, and stick the stick in your
- gland, youve just lost about 15,000 fans, you can call me jackie chan,
- cause i smoke till my eyes see the oppsite of the word can, i mixed a super
- vang with an ultra bang, and created a vampire orangatang, that could make
- you drop from where you stand..
- your life must be pretty lame, your tryna win this but it eint a game, you should
- be a shamed, tryna step up to me like your name is huessein, your doing it
- all for the fame, but little do you know that nobody will know your name,
- What you gunna do get me done for harrasment and try and make a claim,
- throw all of it at me and expect me to catch the blame, fuck that!
- I'll ignite your body and it'll go up in a flame, you can call me wayne cuz im as
- big as the rock, thoo youve got a head shaped of a cube, but your hat is a sock
- your also probably a cock jock, but if ther graa then play ball,
- cuz you look like the type of root id stick in a boot to shoot!