Battles JoshMuck3r vs Lul_Massacre
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I dont have a clue who im gunna battle,
- but i can promise you yer gunna get rattled,
- of the top of your dad back sitting on a sattle,
- bet your nothing but a cunt, im gunna sit back and spark a blunt,
- im gunna show you, you homo, how the big boys rap loco,
- Bitch im gunna show you how i roll, you lil troll,
- it'll be with a jackie chan back spinning kick in the head and watch you roll,
- your gunna be told, your mums heart must be cold, when she was very bold,
- on kicking you out the family when you were 2 years old,
- This is my land, why you here, im grab a knife and stick it in yer windpipe,
- selling drugs is my way of getting by, your whole life has been a lie,
- after this please dont cry, yelling to your foster mum to make u a fry,
- if i see you a coffin is where you'll lie, then i bounce the plane and fly,
- to a place the police wont find,
- its pretty sad to see you try, to be honest your raps are fried,
- unless you want to declare defeat, we can sit back and put up the feet,
- and smoke a 28 gram blunt each, as long as yee dont act like a leech,
- or i'll have to gush out your eyes with bleech,
- im pretty stoned now, so i wont put on a show now,
- but hope you enjoy, this and not your barbie doll toy......
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bitch youre going against hurricane
- i got you soft like sugarcane
- you a jumpman but im jordan
- holding your arms out
- bitch hold them down because i see bedbugs coming out
- smoke you like a cigarette, yes i must admit
- you too WHITE to be anywhere near jackie chan
- bash your fucking head in
- choke you with my rhymes
- im gunning for bitches like you
- i kick you down the hill like a fat bitch eating sushi
- girls aint attracted to your fun size
- when you challenge hurricane
- i make you become sustained
- Get the hell out because youre steady losing