Battles  JoshMuck3r vs Lul_Massacre

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I dont have a clue who im gunna battle,
  • but i can promise you yer gunna get rattled,
  • of the top of your dad back sitting on a sattle,
  • bet your nothing but a cunt, im gunna sit back and spark a blunt,
  • im gunna show you, you homo, how the big boys rap loco,
  • Bitch im gunna show you how i roll, you lil troll,
  • it'll be with a jackie chan back spinning kick in the head and watch you roll,
  • your gunna be told, your mums heart must be cold, when she was very bold,
  • on kicking you out the family when you were 2 years old,
  • This is my land, why you here, im grab a knife and stick it in yer windpipe,
  • selling drugs is my way of getting by, your whole life has been a lie,
  • after this please dont cry, yelling to your foster mum to make u a fry,
  • if i see you a coffin is where you'll lie, then i bounce the plane and fly,
  • to a place the police wont find,
  • its pretty sad to see you try, to be honest your raps are fried,
  • unless you want to declare defeat, we can sit back and put up the feet,
  • and smoke a 28 gram blunt each, as long as yee dont act like a leech,
  • or i'll have to gush out your eyes with bleech,
  • im pretty stoned now, so i wont put on a show now,
  • but hope you enjoy, this and not your barbie doll toy......

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Bitch youre going against hurricane
  • i got you soft like sugarcane
  • you a jumpman but im jordan
  • holding your arms out
  • bitch hold them down because i see bedbugs coming out
  • smoke you like a cigarette, yes i must admit
  • you too WHITE to be anywhere near jackie chan
  • bash your fucking head in
  • choke you with my rhymes
  • im gunning for bitches like you
  • i kick you down the hill like a fat bitch eating sushi
  • girls aint attracted to your fun size
  • when you challenge hurricane
  • i make you become sustained
  • Get the hell out because youre steady losing

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