Battles LayZ vs -ian-
RULES
32 lines of recorded diss it can be on a beat but I did mine acapella oh and most importantly... QUACK!!!
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Some people on the site are rated but I don't know why they spit childish filler and no punches,
- like this "i'll make this choke artist bleed and that's the only time he gonna flow bunches",
- but it's easy to do that there isn't any talent needed,
- if you want to be a big name spitin (spit in) ether then you gotta be conceited,
- I ain't into it battle rap is meant to be all about the diss,
- but we got people like huggy who would be good if they didn't swear, I ain't into this,
- we got people like viper who spit just to show lyricism that ain't the meaning of battle rap,
- we got people who think all they have to do to be dope is act like a gangster and rattle trap,
- then we got IanDroid he would be good if he battled good opponents and took a risk once in a while,
- everyone has talent to be good you need to take time to practice and take risks that's the trial,
- when I lose to those people it annoys me cause I have big punches and they have trashy brag raps,
- the reason people like that win is like a boxes fist it's kept under wraps,
- it's time to get on my real shit, i'm done with this rant I have to take action to make change,
- i'm trading in weaponry and your getting these punches for free this is a simple exchange,
- the only time I lose is when I battle the best, you battle no names you're never put to the test,
- i've got insomnia I don't sleep I just battle to make sure I stay above the rest,
- the first half of my round is like a racist slur on facebook it's something nobody like,
- i'm like the worlds best soccer player I constantly strike,
- I'm leading the pack lots of small versions of me are following they're behind me i'm a mommy duck,
- i'm getting rid of you cause you're excess... wait (weight) that's a tummy tuck,
- during this battle i'm skinning this kid like i'm giving you a circumcision,
- your like a learner in a car cause your not ready for this collision,
- today your getting broken up cause you made a mistake like me with my ex-girlfriend,
- your not a challenge i'm already thinking about who i'm gonna next offend,
- crygene told me not to throw punches at you and instead come with uppercuts and kicks,
- I said nah that's overkill, i'm sending you to hell with my flow like i'm rowing you down the Styx,
- you've got a picture of eve as your profile pic maybe that's why you're such a biter,
- you throw weak punches and you battle shit opponents your sonny liston you lose to a real fighter,
- each of your lines are just making you look worse like George Bushes speech in 1998,
- why does everyone gas him he's never lost but look who he battle why is he someone you all overate,
- he has a song called 'fisted' and i'm more scared of it then my ex-girlfriends mum is scared of me,
- you could beat most normal rappers but i'm on a level above emcee.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So you've come after me, LayZ, I find it kinda surprising
- You seem so fixated on your stats I figured you'd keep hiding
- Feeding of the bottom but now the tide seems to be rising
- God of these seas a tsunami I be riding with a trident
- Now you shook--you mistook me for an easy hook?
- You need a bigger line, you used to dissing in a brook
- Your rhymes are fit for streams not my oceanic schemes
- As you row and go....stop! I'm a Kraken in your dreams
- Each arm full of sharp bars and stuck suckers in defeat
- Pull you from the rowboat, break your beat with my beak
- There's no pun that can save you from this awful run
- You're just a tickle in my throat, your words come undone
- You're sputtering and choking in my gastric pit
- As my gut makes the bars you're imprisoned with
- You can't flip this or else you'll get ripped by this acid
- I keep the PH high get ready to kiss ass kid!
- Ok back, dropped you in the toilet like a whack track
- Can't flush you cuz you skim the surface like a nut sack
- So let's go deep, revisit some of your history
- Tendency to hit enemies with how they've done statistically
- But realistically bro, why'd you then opt to challenge?
- The stuff you attack is what's inflating your percentage
- "Mostly had shit opponents, but it's helped me gain gold bars"
- That's a direct quote, now these bars are feathered and tarred.
- At least you came after sometime who won't diss your LayZ name
- Uh..that didn't count 'k?
- It's hard time play a game that wants perfection in the fight
- But you beat up yourself better than your foes half the time
- Your battles end like a debrief session, dude
- Is like you need to relieve yourself in a confession booth
- I know you want to launch your battle Rappad career,
- But don't flop won't be calling when they see I 1out right here