DEFENDER'S RAP

• I bet this rap thing is new to you
• If I were you, I'd be scared of what I'd do to you
• I haunt you like a ghost
• I don't mean to boast
• But you the #chicken 'cause it's a #roast
• Counting punchlines, I got the most
• Cook you alive, like #bread to #toast
• Stupid if you reply
• You so poor you can't afford 2 ply
• Had your mom begging for me and I won't lie
• She was screaming "oh my"
• I was like I murder your son 'til he lyrically dies
• Satisfy more than all the guys
• I'm the king if this is what it implies
• I can't even look at you, it hurts my eyes
• I'm the winner, I'm sure there's no surprise
• The meaning of rap, I devised
• I'm the king of punchlines
• Looking at rappers like it's lunchtime
• More like crunch time
• I munch rhymes
• On the cover of the New York Times
• Back to you, you nothing but disgrace
• This is like the rabbit and the tortoise race
• Before I murder you I'll give you a chance to say grace
• Bury you alive and shove soil in your face
• Flow so hot, you can't keep up with the pace
• I'm clearly the winner of this race
• I'm the Bentley of hip hop
• I rap 'til your heart stops
• Won't stop 'til I'm at the top
• Your moms cherry went pop
• And times up like tic toc
• Stop sending pics of your small coc
• I'm the king of this flock
• Stand out like the black sheep
• Now go to your corner and weep
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