Battles  Brap vs -ian-

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Beep boop bip boo!
  • Man what the fuck is wrong with you
  • Iandroid c'mon what is that name, are you a machine
  • Man, ill get my boy on you MCchokeout and me and him will double team
  • Oh wait, no fucking need
  • Mate whilst your doing a rhyme
  • I'm spitting 20 bars at a time
  • Man your rapping is shit
  • All do is fucking bitch
  • Man I can rhyme faster than you
  • 35 rhymes whilst your still tying your shoe
  • Man I'm just going easy
  • So you don't get queasy
  • You'll run crying too "kweezy"
  • You and him can be a team
  • Cuz your both shit
  • Man fuck you, you bitch
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  • I drop my beats like I drop my bombs,
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  • like I drop my hos, like I drop your songs,
  • Oh!
  • Your mums my hooker, mother fucker up in here
  • Dun your moda for about a year
  • Bout a week ago I made shed a tear
  • By shoving my cock right up her rear!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • the fuck is wrong with me? I got a Brat on my dick
  • gotta go over to the chemist, run a clinic on this prick
  • you say you can rhyme faster? well that makes total sense
  • 'cause you make your threats then run away before I tear off your fucking head
  • I don't see beats or bombs just weak hits embalmed
  • don't you see now how my challengers end up in my palm?
  • crush you in my fist my words are calculated to kill
  • tear you limb from limb, line by line and break your will
  • yeah I am a machine glad you saw that--didn't think you had the attention
  • your disorder's running a deficit affecting your concentration
  • just like your rhymes that weaken as you get near the end
  • no one likes a starter who can't deliver a climax, my friend
  • but I know that this passing right over your head
  • 'cause your eyes are cast downward--sad Brap isn't getting off his pencil lead
  • well except for the cocks he chugs, alway Brapping up the jizz
  • makes it hard to spit bars when your mouth is full of it, eh kid
  • no don't try to make me a client, I'm good, I don't need my pipes cleaned
  • would asking you to actually write good lines be a pipe dream?
  • I guess I do owe you a thanks for seeing to my mom's sexual needs
  • she hasn't had much action since the sexual reassignment surgery
  • but do you want to know what told me that you need to retire?
  • dude you finished with a mom joke--oops, here, you dropped your pacifier

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