Battles Brap vs -ian-
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Beep boop bip boo!
- Man what the fuck is wrong with you
- Iandroid c'mon what is that name, are you a machine
- Man, ill get my boy on you MCchokeout and me and him will double team
- Oh wait, no fucking need
- Mate whilst your doing a rhyme
- I'm spitting 20 bars at a time
- Man your rapping is shit
- All do is fucking bitch
- Man I can rhyme faster than you
- 35 rhymes whilst your still tying your shoe
- Man I'm just going easy
- So you don't get queasy
- You'll run crying too "kweezy"
- You and him can be a team
- Cuz your both shit
- Man fuck you, you bitch
- I drop my beats like I drop my bombs,
- like I drop my hos, like I drop your songs,
- Oh!
- Your mums my hooker, mother fucker up in here
- Dun your moda for about a year
- Bout a week ago I made shed a tear
- By shoving my cock right up her rear!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- the fuck is wrong with me? I got a Brat on my dick
- gotta go over to the chemist, run a clinic on this prick
- you say you can rhyme faster? well that makes total sense
- 'cause you make your threats then run away before I tear off your fucking head
- I don't see beats or bombs just weak hits embalmed
- don't you see now how my challengers end up in my palm?
- crush you in my fist my words are calculated to kill
- tear you limb from limb, line by line and break your will
- yeah I am a machine glad you saw that--didn't think you had the attention
- your disorder's running a deficit affecting your concentration
- just like your rhymes that weaken as you get near the end
- no one likes a starter who can't deliver a climax, my friend
- but I know that this passing right over your head
- 'cause your eyes are cast downward--sad Brap isn't getting off his pencil lead
- well except for the cocks he chugs, alway Brapping up the jizz
- makes it hard to spit bars when your mouth is full of it, eh kid
- no don't try to make me a client, I'm good, I don't need my pipes cleaned
- would asking you to actually write good lines be a pipe dream?
- I guess I do owe you a thanks for seeing to my mom's sexual needs
- she hasn't had much action since the sexual reassignment surgery
- but do you want to know what told me that you need to retire?
- dude you finished with a mom joke--oops, here, you dropped your pacifier