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The bullied dissing the bullies (Write as a bullied person dissing bullies/a bully) SHOW THOSE MUH-FUCKIN FAGS WHO'S BOSS! MAY BEST RAP WIN!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You can oppose us,
- but come whatever might
- Be it day or night,
- Back we will always fight
- You guys, thinking might’s right
- Try to use fright
- to make us sit and submit tight
- Well, you know what fags?
- You ain’t very bright!
- Fucking losers, dominating, discriminating
- Brawn over brains, that’s what your lives be about!
- Never appreciating, just depreciating the weaker around!
- Ain’t yo' moms ever taught you to play nice
- you pea brained bastards?
- You think you rule but lets face it,
- Embrace it with grace; hit
- us all you want, fact is
- You ain’t worth more than an indecisive pile of turds, maggots!
- Why’d you pick on us?
- Is it our fault you get touched at home?
- All day either alone or molested when rested in bed
- Bested by uncles ripping open yo’ asses
- Go on then, bully us alone or in masses
- Whatever the fuck you want; in or outta classes
- Man don’t care if its clashes or crashes
- Cause we ‘gon devised and realised
- That you be bullied at home;
- Facin all these crises. Nightmares
- Every night scares y’all and
- Tight hairs spring up
- Every time you get penetrated
- And shoved up with forced love
- straight through the back bruv
- SO hard your shit could get collected in a buff through
- And I know Gay marriage is now legal in lots of places
- But surely this kind of stuff is illegal in all govs!
- Its alright fags. Its tight, cool, we understand you
- And we really don’t wanna be the ones you commit suicide to
- But know what y' lot? If you keep fuckin with us,
- we a'run ya ass over with a bus, better trust, yo
- Be a little nicer, calm your slicer dicers, and we just might help too
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I swear I'll break your neck!
- You look like an ogre crossed with Spock, think I'll call you Star Shrek!
- Oh yeah? You're a bully? Well, bully for you!
- Cos I'm about to hit the bully's eye and split his face in two!
- You pick on other people, but I know you're just jealous,
- You got 99 problems at home that you don't wanna tell us!
- I guess you're smart in a way, but that way is 'way off'!
- If you don't want to cry, you should step off and stay off!
- Look man, I'm a nice guy, though it may not seem it,
- And if I say anything that offends you, I MEAN IT!
- I guess they say it ain't over til the fat lady sings,
- Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot not to bring your mom into this!
- You say every day you'll pummel me, I don't think so,
- I've been learning some fighting techniques that judo-n't know!
- I know a technique you should use, it's called weight loss,
- Now clean up your raps, and get in the whale wash!