Battles AlleyHands vs Brap
RULES
Murder Tactics.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- If you're alone in the alley, then expect me to come through
- You can bring your parents, relatives and even gun crew
- You seem to be confused so let me give you the run-through
- I'll slice your adams apple with your family in front'chu
- I'll sodomize your ass with a rusty bat
- Then inject you with adrenaline to bring you back
- and whisper in your ear with a sucky rant
- about how you really fuckin suck at rap
- Look I don't mean to get personal. I have a few gay friends.
- They take jokes "up the ass" and I guess that it makes sense
- What you shove up your ass is none of my business
- If you like anal, I'm cool as long as I'm not a witness.
- Now with that disclaimer I can finally take off
- And I don't mean (take off) my clothes because I'm not into rape dog
- After the adrenaline is still in, its your dick that ill break off
- Leaving the sweat to drip down your face to your waist (aww)
- Then take you in my basement after I spray you with Napalm
- Then tell you to stop screaming and to remain calm
- Then slowly bring a funnel to pour gas in your face all
- after I cut off your tongue so you can no longer taste balls
- I'm probably insane, but if I think I'm insane
- does it make me sane in sayin', " I'm probably insane"?
- Cuz I'm sayin' the same shit but since I'm sane about it,
- does it really fucking matter what I say about it?
- Nah.
- There's a reason for people to appreciate
- and a belief to see the decency of the underappreciated
- before I get off topic because this doesn't seem related
- Good job man. I have no right to be preaching or to be hatin'
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Middle school kids spitting like
- Lickety split, its bullshit!
- When you realise that you just came to rhyme ,
- We get 8 year olds spitting twenty bars at a time!
- Yo you be representing this shitty city
- That you live in
- Take your trans' momma's dick, open you mouth and slip it in
- We know, when you see a pussy you be wriggling!
- Want a dick, you faggot, you be giggling
- But I ain't like that
- Put away you nut sack
- And just fight back
- And take your crush and kick it
- You need to learn how to spit shit
- Just like when I spin it,
- You so old, you try to knit it!