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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Critic critically acclaimed, rising slowly to the top spot
- Hotter than heat that emanates from Satan's boiling pot
- Tip-top rapper rapping, you know that hes the new topic
- Hotter than the pocket where Jerry Adams used to carry chronic
- Roasted all the raunchy rappers, that's the brand new tactic
- Moving immune and between because you know i'm diplomatic
- Keeping in the good vibes, blasting out all the hate
- Hard to articulate what the weak minded just cant appreciate
- They said I was too white for the black kids and too black for the white
- Rapping was not just my savior, but soon became my way of life
- Learned to accept my differences and use it to fuel the fire
- Now I'm headed to the top, and the road can only get higher
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm that wack rapper that talks shit up on the internet
- Ill steal your reputation and use it to manage my syndicate
- You barely noticed I go hard? Bitch! My raps have been erect
- I busted through the barometer and now my rhymes limitless.
- I'm high as the sky and sniping tricks from a cloud
- I use the silencer to muffle all of the barrels sounds
- The hollow tip will make you grunt and I'm not fucking around
- You'll be sounding like your shoving a fucking dick in your mouth
- "Yay. Looks like we have another poser who talks shit"
- I admit it. I'm a poser. Now that's mystery solved bitch.
- No need for Scooby-doo or shaggy to start up a mosh pit
- I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you soft kids!