DEFENDER'S RAP

• andrewswagginz is an ineffably primitive filcher and a nefarious coma-inducing blight upon society
• andrewswagginz is a frightfully minuscule lout debased cold-hearted personification of vulgarity
• andrewswagginz is a sickly nonintuitive dunce monstrous nose-picking parasite on state's resources
• andrewswagginz is a devilishly pedestrian libertine and petty thick-headed cheap Internet loiterer
• andrewswagginz is a piteously unseemly fiend and a ludicrous blood-freezing abomination to senses
• andrewswagginz is a miserably lout and a frightful scruffy-looking tainted syphilitic swamp rat