Battles ItsTheory vs Fucklucifer1
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Come at me Laylow you wack motherfucker.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fuck this vigilante who thinks he's truly dissin' Randy?
- Now attackin' my best friend? Think your shit is handy?
- How about this fucker lays low like his mother did,
- "oh shit, honey, the rubber broke, here's another kid",
- "sorry bitch, I have to leave you", "please don't Daddy",
- "it's the only way to run a business, I'm so sad-he",
- oops, well the door slammed, Laylow? How's your mother?
- Tell her I'll be there Friday with her pimp, about to fuck her,
- I took her and her lady-friends in that Mercedes-Benz,
- made the bed, gave me head, "here's eighty cents, go pay the rent",
- you can't afford to buy her condoms? Or pitch and stake a tent,
- you're homeless, that's why your shit is never makin' sense,
- and I'm sure the whole community would love to fuckin' diss you,
- if you go, you think you'll really have anybody miss you?
- No, this motherfucker raps like a crack-addict,
- punch lines are mediocre, and his raps are bad habits,
- "I'm sorry son, this is Mommy on the phone, I'll let ya go",
- "by the way, here's a one-way ticket back to Mexico",
- look on your page, you really think you're boss at the top,
- doesn't anybody even comment? Look at props that you got,
- K.N.B. has more skill the nigga could pull out his ass,
- you're acting hard like rappin' God's, like you're full of the cash,
- I'm talkin' like your mom's pimp do, say man, "hey ho",
- tell me, why doesn't your ass just suck dick and lay low?
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