Battles  SyllableSeb vs -ian-

RULES

Straight Dissing. Nothing personal :P

Max of 20 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • call me the rubbish man cause I've come to take out the trash,
  • you ain't the shit if you smell like it you just needa wipe yo ass,
  • I would give you props on raps but your shit is queer see,
  • you wouldn't know what a multi syllable rhyme was if you spit the dictionary,
  • the reason you're still a virgin is cause of your small dick,
  • you couldn't pick up a white girl if you had wifi on a forklift
  • so talk shit, I called it,
  • by the time I'm done you'll forfeit,
  • Ill have you running laps around me sun as if you was in orbit,
  • but the only reason your raps are whack is because you didn't planet,
  • you disappear down yo mums blackhole until you vanished,
  • lets stop talking about space cause you take it all up,
  • had your bitch in my basement with all doors shut, with her on all fours fucked,
  • inside my all whores hut,
  • you could catch the flu still you'l never be iller,
  • the only reason there's crack in your house is cause you're looking in the mirror,
  • so here I am asking myself why you rap bad,
  • you just a pedophile looking for these children on Rappad,
  • so before I start showing off and starting a scene,
  • Ima finish by calling you a dick cause you are what you eat,

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • a tradition passed down in time sees the youth surpass the elder
  • but you're just a child, nuts aint dropped, don't harass this rhyme-welder
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  • because I craft bars in a smithy and disbar pretenders with the gavel
  • hammering and hammering, you can't touch this and begin to unravel
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  • so go ahead, dust off your best lines and your top rhymes
  • so mislead in thinking you can test mine--better stop time
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  • to practice your craft, rehearsing verse after verse
  • honing each heckle, researching curse after curse
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  • unfortunately reality doesn't give you this needed lead
  • so I'ma body you lyrically, leave your family bereaved
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  • reveal the weak seed they birthed, the disappointment hits hard
  • seal the bleak casket and into the hearse with those shit bars
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  • your eulogy is like a litany of diseased verbal deeds
  • your parents flinch visibly as the preacher reads from the lines you've conceive
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  • an awkward silence follows, the audience appalled
  • haul the coffin to the grave site, I watch the tossed earth fall
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  • now I'll pull you from the earth, reverse the curse of your demise
  • build you a new foundation, help shape the rhymes you now devise
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  • fashion you after my own image, setting the new bar(s) high
  • your passion rising with the skills I imparted when I gave you new life

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