DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm just indestructible, like Colossus is.
• Make your world upside-down like what you think Satanic crosses is,
• Yo, I got a big noodle with rebuttals so saucy,
• Your jaw dropped, just awin' at my awesomeness,
• I'm about to make a mockery, who the fuck you foolin'?
• If you're a rapper, then I came here to toss it,
• I'm sicker than the bits between teeth when you forget to floss 'em,
• Oh, you want beef? Well here's a carved cow's carcass straight from the market,
• Me? Oh, I've been starving, makin' do eatin' you varmits.
• Heebulls, before this battle started, I was like "Who? and where the fuck's his TARDIS?"
• You ain't a rapper, quit your LARPing,
• You should prolly park it 'fore you crash an' burn, you trainwreck of an artist,
• I'll blow your mind like a Martian, I'm higher on trees than Tarzan,
• You aren't very bright, even at night you wearin' Ray-Bans glasses,
• These are my words, mark it,
• you'd get called "faggot" by a gay man,
• You faker than a spray-tan, I'm tighter than your elastic waistband,
• Hey, man, here's an offer, you can be my Butler like Gerard is.
• You ain't spittin no heat, like cheap apartments,
• You'll be losing this battle like "Darn it, this shit I shouldn't have started".