Battles LayZ vs ParaDoXet
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- What am I doing with my life I went from illwordz to nico to zheeta to trap and now karmacoxx,
- my progression is a complete and utter mystery it's flummox,
- I've had mostly shit opponents but it's helped me gain gold bars like I broke into fort knox
- but your not even good for practice your more average then the red sox.
- Your delivery is so bad it hurts to listen to, you sound like...,
- my rhymes will form a spike,
- you are a dyke,
- i'm on a roll like a bike.
- Your more basic then trap and he bit his lines off the internet he was shit,
- your name sounds like a weird type of revenge porn, i'm downright scared of it,
- if I could choose to be locked up with you or a child rapist I know who i'd pick,
- cause i'd rather take my chances with a rapist then be within a hundred mile radius of your dick,
- I'm the joker fresh out of Arkham asylum and this win is the first thing i'm gonna nick,
- call me Harley Quinn cause i'm that hot but just cause I said that doesn't mean i'm a chick,
- i'm a builder at the jokers house and he sprayed me with laughing gas why? i'll explain real quick,
- your the next wall I gotta get through so i'm clowning on you well taking you apart brick by brick.
- You don't deserve a scheme that dope,
- I ain't taking my time i'm going in for the kill straight away that's a quick scope,
- call you Mario cause you only get bigger when you eat a magic mushroom so you got no hope,
- Vladimir Lenin said 1 step forward 2 steps backward and your rap career embodies that quote.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Alright ms.Daisy laz Y
- Thx alot fucking slut, time to go nuts with some rhymin plots
- against all odds, coz I know your also kinda nuts and you have guts
- But off with the gloves, this dude is not out for hugs.
- or my drugs - which is deluxe. - A personal battle between two fucked thugs.
- Alright you little fag, wanna be a retorical twat.
- let me brew up a lyrical feast, - and you. look to the east, and run
- you little honey bun.---Im aiming at you with my word dissin gun.
- Dont worry, its fake, but dont mistake me, for some newbee..
- actually, just - if you must. But you'll find out, that im absolutly indisclosefly
- literaly the most unruly constant plagau, you chose to awake. -
- Push me pussy. And ill try harder coz im that much smarter.
- But theres no hate- Actually, i appriciate that you stayed up late to create this cute
- dissin' debate. but congratulate, expect to be cruel assassinated, annilated,
- eliminated, accumulated,terminated, eraticated. - pick one you dumb scum.
- Its not exaggerated- but you'll notice after you evalute this.
- But this is your initiative, guees your trying to intimidate. hmm, short investigate,
- sorr, I have to invalidate what your tryin' to inflate. - You'r hereby exonerated.
- You diss is a miss - But I still have to retaliate, and ill find something more
- substansble, then dissin' my name. weird though that cocks it what hit your mind first,
- mr lay halfway gay I would say
- my first thought was fucks, which I do alot coz I love them dirty sluts
- Pussies... Lay Z eat your heart out;)