Battles Mirlande vs LayZ
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- your so fat that even dora could not explore you
- you make me want to spew on this pew
- you should put a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick
- you might as well dress like it
- you think your a wit but your just half right
- i would explain it to you but i dont have any crayons
- you and your buddies are morons
- im like a bronze statue
- ive lived my life with virtue
- surprise me say something smart
- ive heard my dog fart smarter things than that
- ill give you a pat
- take your flat hat and leave
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Half your jokes are bitten from other rappers and the other half i've heard my mates say,
- your lines are shit so call me Santa cause i'm getting ready to sleigh,
- your my first proper bodybag so I call you bae, (before anyone else)
- your proof that rappad went to shit.. only the blessed used to sit at this table now it's a buffet.
- Why would you name yourself after a type of music called trap,
- that makes you a bigger stoner then dora and she talks to a fucking map,
- I thought your music was pretty cool but you shouldn't try to battle,
- cause as soon as you step out of that comfort zone you get nervous and your teeth rattle.
- My rap careers like gandalf after I die I only come back greater,
- your more average and in the middle then the equator,
- my lyrics are above yours to understand then you'd need a translator,
- I don't give a fuck what you say to me i'm the dictator.