DEFENDER'S RAP

• I met your girl, and she let me have the touchback
• From twenty yards out and I still got to punt that
• We did a celebration dance until she got to her endzone
• I still get to pitch to her, but you've ended up in her friendzone.
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• We had a rough night, bruised and bit looking like a rugby scrum
• And your mom on the sideline screaming out "I love you son."
• I'm the best money can buy, I'm the Yankees to your Cubs.
• Like watching Randy Johnson verses some unlucky dove.
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• This Diamondback is in shape like it's 2001.
• I never knew it was this easy to hit a walkoff run.
• You just saw Tiger playing mini golf, ARod in Tball
• Usain Bolting ahead of you, I'm Jordan during B ball
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• Second place is just the first loser, Bobby made it known.
• Man take a participation medal and go run home.
• Remember the key to success is to learn from the best,
• So I hope you took notes, hit the bench and take a rest.