Battles Mirlande vs Guusto
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Mirlande won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 31 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- your about to get wrecked on
- someone should have told me i was battling Zach Effron
- you think you got an ego
- but i know all about the game ive got three brothers
- so don't bother
- go back to high school musical
- im feeling lyrical
- but not very spiritual
- im like Marshall but not partial
- If you weren't already fat i would tell you to get your weight up
- call the paparazzi cuz queen latifah got to shape up
- you look like an extra tubby tella tubby
- to chubby
- when you walk around you cause earth quakes
- you take a step and the whole entire earth shakes
- yo this is a rap battle not a twitter fight
- your a chubby kid that sits and writes
- recording on your mic
- this aint an essay
- your voice sounds like a little dike
- you clearly ate to many bites
- we are to different types
- my bars are always really tight
- you sound like your really white
- you cant rap you've got no spit
- ill be swing that Haitian hair on you whites
- like basketball imma straight dunk on you
- hey now i can do this all day
- cuz im perfect on a four play
- hes a nark
- all bark no bite
- ill banish you to lark in the dark
- probably going to ask you for marijuana
- he says he texting bay but really texting Andrea
- you cant rhyme with orange girls say you got a fl-orange
- how do you cope with being a dope addict
- there's no hope for you
- i spit these rhymes out as easily as i rest
- this is just a small test
- you cant even call it a contest
- so sit back and watch my conquest
- your just a pest
- so hit me with your best
DEFENDER'S RAP
- you stand no chance
- ever heard bands a make HER dance.
- dance for me fool before you feel the real heat of a tool
- lyrically ready for the petty you bring with yo rhymes some pop star should sing
- a rap battle wit me is like losing your teeth.
- when you read my diss you'll wish your face didnt look so pissed
- girls raised in the south my new name for you is grits
- where you from, eff yo whole crew
- I just screwed the bitch that just screwed you
- Outta all your cash, nothin you can do
- And I stick around like an fuckin tattoo
- Your flow washed up you the washed up crew
- Guns in the jeep as we pullin up to you
- We about to do a sweep as we yellin' out there he his shoot! shoot!
- And yo future looks bleak cuz we bangin without truce
- Suicide attack someone go and get the noose
- As I hear the beat drop I'm about to go loose
- yo bars are so wack i couldnt read 2
- i can tear you up in this battle like a piece a paper
- yo ball game wack like the whole team of the lakers
- you cant rhyme you smell like rotten slime
- you talk a big game bet youve never commited a crime
- your just nun to me i got the win easily the only thing you are in my eyes is just sour cream chees
- you wanted the battle you got but your eyes are gon be poppin cus yo rhymes suck n yu cant compete
- the only thing you have is daddys money for free
- i put in work you put in nun but takin an hr to figure out your next verse
- skinny like a tooth pick all you eat is huge dick never had any pussy never will ladies arent
- into man fits
- trust me boii yo style is wack see me itll be more than a smack i would kick yo ass
- leave you leakin in the grass. cant compete wit me cus competition is somethin you lack
- im wit dis i could do it all day jus know i fucked the shit out yo lyrical game!