DEFENDER'S RAP

• Wordplay, play on my words--
• The length of my vocabulary is absurd.
• Unheard of skill with each line in each verse.
• Impaired driving fast, hope you're insured.
• You want an opportunity to meet me, check the bulletin board.
• Hearing my voice often strikes a cord.
• You wanted a battle, here's your reward:
• My pen was my sword, 'cause it's all that I could ever afford.
• Few years later I had dreams of being able to record.
• Your lines are making me yawn, leaving me bored.
• But this was something I couldn't ignore,
• Easy pickings, like you're a cassette I found in a discount store.