DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo, dude, this is where you fall
• I was sitting at home, suddenly, DUTY CALLS
• Got some punk to destroy in a battle
• som stupid cunt with a brain like cattle
• His rhymes are weak, lyrics are shit
• Seriously, this is your rap, SERIOUSLY THIS IS IT?
• Man, i thought i was battling a person with experience
• seems it'll be a fool with incompetence
• Can't even rhyme, it's about time
• he got outta preschool; realise it, your rhymes aint cool.
• I'm writing this rap, it's short and sick
• But it can't be shorter than your dick
• OH-OH! That'll be really hard
• But not harder than beating this "Strategic Retard"
• Your name, Strategy?
• Shouldn't it be called 10 year old who couldn't beat me?