DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm the rap messiah, the one you admire
• think you're good at this, then try to hold back this riot,
• 'cause this shit is more intense than your house catching fire.
• You and your clique couldn't defeat a punching bag,
• I'm barely 5 lines in, and I see your white flag,
• but your flag is futile since I'm waving a black one,
• you're like a kid waving a Nerf gun,
• no real threat,
• and when I told you to fuck off,
• your dumbass wept.
• I'm on a lyrical crusade, so you better be afraid
• I'm less predictable than a faulty grenade,
• if you're not shaking yet,
• then go get some fucking hearing aids.
• If you think music is "casual", get back on the piano,
• maybe you can be a desperate girl chaser just like Bruno,
• Your lines are shallow
• and you're softer than a marshmallow.
• If you wanna survive, then you should bounce
• when the panther decides to find you and pounce.