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2vs2 TOURNAMENT WRITTEN BATTLE! MeloHYPE & Jaheem vs Huggy (Hiii) & MrJoker (stand-in for Scribble)
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- // Note: MrJoker is a last minute replacement for Scribble.
- // Melo/Jaheem were unable to change their verses.
- // Please consider MrJoker as Scribble when voting!
- // #Jaheem
- My name's #Mohamed, a #terrorist you shouldn't #scribble on, #punchliners gnarly
- Bars contain #bullet #drizzles, ya fam holdin #pickets of #I #Am #Charlie
- But I show #no #mercy, in the #stage, you have #no #freedom #of #speech
- Speak up, n' I'll #Draw this #pen n unleash the demons it keeps
- On the #Mic I'm #tight, #son (#Tyson), a #starry #night from #punch-line grand #blows,
- My #art left you #earless in a #holy #field wonderin' where my #Van #Gogh
- These bars annihilate n #crumble Scribble n his hometown of #Samoa,
- He a #Girl-#Scout #cookie, when I #bust #a #rhyme ya say #gimme #some-#moa
- #Hiii claimin he's 6'5, I'll put a #X on ya #chest like it's #Six-#Five
- #Malcolm #X put a hex on my future, #Hiii Power, sick rhymes
- H#iii claimin he's #high, but sits down cause he's handicapped
- I'll #cross him out like #Iverson on #Shaq beast #handicraft
- My throne's an #i-nf-#i-n-#i-ty (#Infinity), 'scuse me as I let this herb fry
- Not spiritual but this #aura f#i-n-#i-sh-#i-ng (#finishing) n cursin your #third #eye/#i
- This nigga's #crazy, talkin to himself on his own page wall
- I'm #crazier, #battlin me is like a fight wit #Brock #Lesnar in a #cage #brawl
- // #MeloHYPE
- His real name's "#Hey #Zeus!" (Jesus), 'cuz he's always sayin' #Hiii to #God,
- Proclaiming praise to sky in awe, in real life this kid is shy and odd,
- Reads what Heaven brings in testament, and has some #disabilities,
- He's just seventeen, 'nd Mexican, 'nd has no #diss #abilities,
- He's dumb 'nd #disabled, 'nd walk with a #limp 'nd a #cain,
- Thinks he's the same as a #pimp, but he's just a #Crip with no gang.
- And while #Scribble may #sketch insane, he shouldn't flaunt his #pen #game,
- 'Cuz that #pain #in #the #ass has #lame #tales like the #donkey and #pin #game,
- Do you even know how to #create? Or are you just sloppy and #trace?
- The only #Control seen in your #C.#V. is when you #Copy #and #Paste,
- Your #art #is #confusing and as an #emcee you're simply lesser,
- 'Cuz your #bars #are #an #illusion #with #warped #lines #like #MC #Escher,
- I get #A'leas'a #Mil'anno (Alyssa Milano), each month six figures, so #Who's #the #Boss?
- This #game he can't #Win—#Loser #Draws #stick #figures but the last clue's been crossed,
- So now this #dude'll #hang, #man, 'cuz my #killer #word #play will make him lose.
- I'm brutal when #writing, 'nd with this #headline he won't be #breaking #noose.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- //Mr.Joker
- Me and Huggy gonna chop of ya neck!
- We guys gonna make you say: What the heck!!!
- We gonna kill these niggas Blood check! Knifes check!
- When your mommas come, I'm gonna make u a choco spread!
- When Melo's dead, Jaheem you're next!
- As u two die, ur eyes are sore, ur pants are wet!
- You gonna remember how ur siblings wept!
- As yo momma said, never even bother to read da text.
- You gonna remember how u bled, You're gonna be outta respect!
- By the time u 2 get up, yo best buddies already fled!
- If u two survive, we gonna play Russian Roulette!
- Ur mommas are gonna keep staring at ur dead silhouettes!
- These two niggas broke their nose, Huggy, get me a Cigarette!
- Then we head for ya hoes, we don't care if they blonde or brunette!
- The job is done for us bros, we goin' home in a porshe corvette!
- Now's Huggy's line that I hope u won't regret!!!
- //Huggy
- Starting things off I'm in a bad mood, wow damn you're a bad dude, bitch I'm lude and crude
- Fucking you in the ass without the lube, damn you're pretty old now but where's the pube
- Jaheem you used to be good, used to be able to write like a beast, eat anyone else
- Snacks for a beast, but huggy is here, you're a snack for the beast
- You wont go away, infectious disease, much like yeast, you soon to be deceased
- Diseased Ebola carrier, aids in your ass, syphilis in your piss, ha ha laugh
- I laughed at your diss, it stings a little bit like when I take a piss
- Release the golden yellow bliss all over Melo and his bitch, bitches hoe and tricks
- Both suckin toes and dicks, both wanna get in some licks, I'll beat you both with sticks
- Cover your arms and wrists in slits, push you off of cliffs, both die like little pigs
- You can't touch juggy, can't land any hits, I'll cut you open and eat bits by bits
- Liver in slits, digest, you come out in shits, I spits what I spits cause I can that's its
- What what in your butt, both you love dick but, you're afraid to show it, take pride in it
- Stop hiding it, melohype just hype, hyper little tike, to school in a big boy bike
- You can't get pussy, nobody likes a dike so take your trike
- Joker and huggy won this fight