CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Don't listen to his bullshit rhymes,
• Crap, shit rhyme, don't waste my time.
• This is way too easy,
• you mother-fucking pussy.
• Your family's so poor,
• your mum had to be a whore.
• Forced into prostitution,
• men need no invitation.
• So she begs for a bash,
• in return she gets some cash.
• She's a award winning hoe,
• digging dead men to and fro
• in a pornography freak show.
• You can only use one finger to wank,
• it's as small as sperm in a donation bank,
• don't blame it on accident of circumcision,
• or your erectile-dysfunction.
• Although you think you're all 'ard,
• don't disregard only one inch hard.
• The reason you were born
• was that the condom was torn.
• Don't rape a chimpanzee,
• actually you've already got HIV.
• You have shit dreams in the night,
• being with your dad in a sword fight.
• You got raped by Kony,
• first time you saw a dick that was bony.
• Morning comes, sheets are white
• look at Kony's delight,
• 'cause you didn't give a fight.
• Kony wonders, was it worth it,
• yes, 'cause he won't be jailed for community service.
• You can't ejaculate,
• but don't underestimate,
• think you can secretly masturbate.
• Stop dreaming of a boner,
• or I'll put you in a coma.
• You wish that your mum, slut,
• kept her legs shut.
• You've lost already,
• your pussy is all sweaty.
• If you don't want to get more wet,
• cry and admit you just got wrecked.