CHALLENGER'S RAP

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• Do you have a spare moment to talk religion or politics with me?
• Or how about how i have your family hostage
• and when i stabbed your pet pitbull i laughed maniacly
• and excitedly and slapped around your pet parrot with my dick
• hanging out while i smiled with glee and
• Ran away from the military and invisible police and
• disobeyed My holiday Fellet yesterday when my grandma told me
• that Jake from all state would bring fourth the doomsday this week.
• Why the fuck does my dinner keep talking to me? Is this a normal
• thing for normal people to witness because thursday my therapist said
• i needed meds so i went out and bought some crack and attacked
• Some wrinkled ass old people and threw grenades and ferrets at the feds
• from my stolen corvette after running paul walker off the road
• for being a prickDo you ever try to eat Rotten mcdonalds
• and your fucking steak or burrito start talking
• about disobedient DNA and then
• you are ugrently wanting to have some foreplay
• with your beef while your getting stung by poisonous bees while you pee?
• If your wondering how this all began,
• It started with some weird Nazi a Pope
• and that guy from the Walking Dead on Amc
• Take it from me, This gets pretty weird, so sit back and relax
• You might want to pull up a seat
• The day i went home, it was yesterday if i remember correctly
• I called Hitler toll free, To ask if any of his meth addicted SS
• soldiers had any spare lungs or a spleen, Or maybe some fucken
• marijauna for free
• They didn't respond politetely and later that day i received in the Mail
• a burned DvD and a large stack of Newspapers
• and tabloids and Porno Magazines and a kick ass Slipknot Cd
• Opening up the packages whille using a steak knife to pick the flesh of your
• Pet goldfish out my teeth, Didn't taste great, But it was a good meal
• Hey what Can i say? You can't argue with free.
• So sunday I went to my church and did my weekend confessions.
• Talked to the priest about my standard obsession.
• I lubricated early While i shared my reflections, Of how i thought
• the vatican was cool because they had all the good connections
• and the Pope stopped on by and Gave me a rump roast
• With a Goat and Gave me a letter From the Titanic at sea.
• Keep your focus you dumbshit! I know i'm crazy! But listen
• I'm no crazier then any of the shit you probably enjoy watching on your Stupid
• retarded Autistic creating HD tv that you bought at a thrift shop
• after i fucken shot mackelmore and Hilary Duff,
• And hung out with Bill Clinton and Monica lewinsky
• and we all shared a free drink
• Until The first lady came home and i Jumped out the window
• Told bill to keep all my pain pills and i fell 15 floors while eating a bag full of
• speed, rushing so quickly and see the ground
• Rushing even quicker towards me.
• I lost my train of thought Perhaps i've been rapping to long..
• Umm, Whatever, Do i know you?
• What town am i in? Wasn't i just playing mario vs donkey Kong
• Or ..OH MY FUCKING GOD!
• MY WIFES GONNA KILL ME
• I LEFT THE LAUNDRY IN THE WASHER
• BEFORE I SMOKED THAT PAOTI!
• I NEED TO WARN HER ABOUT THE DRAGON
• Oh my Fucking Hell! She's gonna flip when she finds out the Cat drank
• the water straight out of her Bong while i played with my Wong..
• Hey forget about the story dude, I need to get the fuck gone..
• Wait... Oh shit! Hahaha! Thats right.. I didn't eat your Gold fish.
• i ate your fucking dog.. *Waves* later man Have a good day!