CHALLENGER'S RAP

• So no shit there I was...Not to long after the apocalypse,
• Quiver full, yup got the bow equipped.
• And hot damn there you went...
• Too bad this battles not about you, since theres
• Too much shit to rattle off about you, since theres
• Too much got damn bitch about you, so yeah....
• Back to what happened, I'm strolling through the forest.
• Sage on back looking for some water,
• Just snagged a fat hare, Ready to get to garbing.
• And that's when I hear rustling of leaves,
• Brushed it off. Must be wind.
• Heard growling, and that's when I knew shit was getting real.
• Nocked one and drew the string,
• Yelled out loud "what's up, how ya feel?"
• Bad decision, cuz then I heard it coming near.
• Burst from the brush, with blood dripping from its lips,
• Had on ripped up corduroys And only a half a ear.
• Its skin was something hideous,
• Was its scales or scabs, I don't know.
• Get too close wouldna lived to tell you the difference tho.
• So I started scrambling back, Fucked up and fell over a log,
• Jumped up quick and let one loose, Arrow went right through the bitches lung.
• She mad tho, bezerk, didn't bother her at all.
• I sent two more at her throat, all she did was groan and moan.
• Still coming at me, by now im at a sprint
• Turned round to let more fly, But this chick must've given in.
• Next thing I know a hand was yanking on my shin.
• I let machete swing,
• Seperating hand and wrist didn't do a thing,
• The hand was still crawling up my jeans
• And the bitch was getting to her feet.
• I slammed the bow into her beak,
• It crunched like rotted sticks n Smelled like farted beans,
• Mixed with a little jim bean,
• And some three day old skeet.
• I jerked back quick barely getting way from teeth.
• Looked like this fiend smiled
• Hard to tell when she only had half a mouth.
• Sprinted away as fast I could, Not slowing up or looking down.
• I knew she had to be pissed now,
• I heard limbs falling aft my path.
• I was runnin hard as I could still the shoulder yank pulled me down.
• I'd forgot about the claw, it was on my buttons now.
• What the fuck is going the zombie started ripping clothes.
• Had near butt naked in the woods all alone.
• I thought damn, this is the end
• Killed by a monster, looking for a got damn stream
• But then I felt the wet warmth encase around my head.
• Not the one that holds my brain, yeah the one thats in my pants.
• Dont regress this, but when I say the brain was insane...
• Yo the bitch must've studied head from her birth to her grave.
• Had my toes curling ...The world swirling
• Almost forgot she was undead until I looked down at her head oozing.
• She looked up at me and then it all made sense.
• at that moment i bust semen filled her up and she started to convulse.
• I jumped up and jerked my pants, walked over when she stopped.
• Her eyes were wide open, Her mouth gaped, full of cum.
• Thats when I said, "damn I know who you are!!"
• She growled back, "yeah, im that other emcees ma!!
• You thought I was a zombie, no I just wanted that slong,
• Saw you walking with that bow when this battle kicked off,
• I had to get it done, dont be mad at me son.
• If I didn't distract his lyric from aimed at you your career would be done."
• I said got damn what a good mom,
• Then I nocked one, drew back and let loose right into her dome.