DEFENDER'S RAP

• // Note: Jaheem is a last minute replacement for SlayRage.
• // Og/Synd were unable to change their bars. Pls consider Jah as Slay when voting!
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• //#Jaheem (Stand in for SlayRage)
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• Calls himself a #Mexican #OG, observe my verse annihilate his street cred,
• Cock licks #Eminem, peep this rocket #drive 'em out the #deep #end,
• Finna #deport this child 'cross the #border like it's #Donald #Trump in oval office,
• I'll drop an #anchor on this #anchor #baby, thrust 'em in an open coffin,
• Claimin he's "#full #of #bars", yeah #candy #bars cuz his calories poppin',
• But my #phallus more packed with slaps, makin' his existence a #fallac-y often,
• My #enriching punchlines strong enough to go against laws of Gravity,
• Make more #money than OG's father's #lawn #mowing #salary,
• And make more #pounds than the Syndicate's #bulbous #nose,
• Droppin' constant quality lacking tracks full of monotone hideous flows,
• Ironic how he pins me for not recording, insultin' my writtens,
• When my written bars destroy all the shitty music he's spittin',
• That ain't the only thing he's spittin', also on the dick of Raheem,
• We give him the credit he's due, but you take it to the extreme,
• Chink eyes wit' a dark tone, the epitome of ugly blank looks,
• Postin' pics of random bitches of his stalk-list from Facebook.
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• // #MeloHYPE
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• OG, you #heart me and all my forum comments like you know me—jeez,
• Don't please, I'm not pedo 'nd don't need no grief from the police chief,
• It's deceiving how this #original #gangster's below thirteen,
• I don't wanna #fuck #you, nor #roll #the #dice like #CeeLo #Green,
• I'll put you #behind #bars, then you can go #see #three #P.#O.'s D's,
• And get your #han's #so #low to #massage #meat like it's #Kobe's #Beef,
• To be lowkey, ya got less #lit #bars than #Obi #Kenobi's sheath,
• #Houston, #we #have #a #problem, Syndi #Really wants to be #Raheem
• You copied his picture—cream wall with a gawk that's muggin' mean,
• It's obscene how you look up to him, he stalks your every dream,
• Except you don't got his self esteem when talking on the screen,
• 'Cuz behind the scenes you're actually a he-she 'nd got a vagine,
• #Yeah, even #OG think's it's a #drag that Cyndi#Cait is now #queen,
• So he kept the amputated wiener so she can #reJennerate the peen.