CHALLENGER'S RAP

• So no shit there I was....
• searching for a ripe battler,
• n shit
• And hot damn there you went...
• like the prize game I was after,
• ligned the scope with the barrel and I killed another rapper.
• But just so you understand that this is where you failed.
• lets dive into more detail,
• as i paint the picture of your derail
• Think back to a time you opened your email,
• had a brand new message from a bomb as female;
• she's doing that one pose, just showing off her tail.
• yoga pants so tight you swear theres no underwear.
• of course you think its fake, that address cant be real
• let alone how fuckin rare, no womans talked to you since your
• mom walked out last year.
• as you double click the message leaves your mind blown.
• Apparently she's known you since back in school,
• had a crush thats grown over the years, now ten fold!
• to top it all off says she wants to stroke your pole,
• your hands go to work, the words were enough when your alone.
• You read the whole message, and surprise her cameras on!
• Right now, shes waiting on you to log on so you can get what your owed.
• All you gotta do is sign up with your paypal account and she's all aboard.
• Stupid ass.
• Just when you hit enter you realize that you've been had.
• See in reality that message was from a fat fuck wearing plaid pants,
• a stained-shirtless torso with a pokemon trainer hat,
• greasy hands down a bag of doritos cool ranch.
• Yelling how he's about to have the rent to his dad.
• You got bamboozled then you dumb fuck
• just like now, but this time you lucked up.
• See im not a fat fuck, I don't even have a fuck to give you fatten up.
• I'm just the nightmare that resides in your worst fears trunk.
• aimed at your throat, coming for jugular, im about making ghost!
• And nal I'm not that lead....
• Im the hate that sends them instead!
• See I knew you would take this battle,
• I set the bait nicely,
• I'm a trapper by nature; see rap is my hobby.
• See I knew you'd be surprised when you read this,
• I set you up. #priceless
• I'm a villain with no limits; see im evil and I like it!
• Now to skin you up. its so exciting.
• put you in a bag and roll to my hiding.
• make a sound ill poke the knife in,
• hear my hounds as were arriving.
• pull you out like your a hoes friend,
• and then commence the violence.
• Push my barrel down your throat,
• just gargles n chokes,
• As your eyes begin to scroll up,
• your thinking damn, how'd i end up in this hunters scope.