Battles thehiphopwizard101 vs ZyloSylo
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- i dont wanna start a fight
- but you seem like the type
- that sits behind his computer and writes
- until he cant see because the lights
- went out because he didnt go out and pay the bill
- he can but he wont
- all he does is watch porn hearin those whores moan and groan
- do you hear the agression in my lyrics
- i rap up people for enjoyment, eminem told me if the shoe fits wear it
- so i did, i joined rappad and wrote my mind
- ill have my chance to shine
- youll be sittin in the livin room masturbatin
- almost fuckin faintin'
- cause your living room floor is covered with jizz
- go ahead you stupid bitch
- go ahead and throw a little fit
- like i give a fuck
- if you win this youll have luck
- i dont mean to be rude
- but who
- am i?
- imma cook you up like a stew
- ill fuck slaughter you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I recollect that you were the same guy proppin my other battle
- I wish I could see your face behind this screen as I sit in my castle
- Your the type of hater that ends up floatin 6ft deep at the bottom of a barrel
- So your a hip hop wizard? Then disappear like magic b4 your life turns tragic
- Fool, I dont spend my life on rappad, Im a student in school
- In 3 months Im headed to boot camp, girls say im cool
- I dont do much but chill with friends, your a government tool
- Your the kid that got bullied back in preschool
- Teacher asked you a question and you pissed your pants like swimmin in pools
- Thinkin that your on my level, just for thinkin those thoughts you broke the rules
- Fuck outta here I writer better shit on my way to school
- I'll fuckin slice your tit off with a meat cleaver and stab you in the head so much
- You fall into an epileptic seizure
- He's one of those guys that pump their fists to the skies screamin "Im a believer!"
- Just for being a wizard I'll slice your toes off and stick them in the freezer
- Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named Peter
- They trade semen as their holes fill up by the liter
- Fuck rap, I'll fuckin smash your head into a heater
- And get your adams apple chewed off by a golden retriever