CHALLENGER'S RAP

• How do I trash talk a hater that I haven't met
• go prom night dumpster baby (from that family guy sketch) -
• toss you out and maybe drape the rope around your neck
• you're a cord coiled phone, hanging hopeless in the mess,
• so I said you got no chances from day fucking one
• you ro-man-cing the stoned dancers but they never come
• you're a hopeless, pants-less, dis-stressed bum -
• you just camp out on the corner in the piss-infested slum
• you missed my puns - and that ain't bother me
• I got sixteen other ones clogging up my sleeves
• don't mistake my attitude, I ain't Eazy E,
• I ain't laid back or grass-trapped, homey wait and see
• I'm a standup kind of dude and I'm not talking bout a dick
• The only standup you do, you get laughed at by your chick -
• she's a handful, too (I grabbed her fucking tits)
• she need a man who's imbued with at least half of my wit-
• not a bitch like you, not a kid on the block,
• shit you do ain't new - you're like Old Yeller, dog,
• See you die in the end (Did I spoil that part?)
• I shot you out of friendship, made your boyhood stop.