Battles  RandomNonsense vs REVLIS

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I've flipped into an immortal lyrical neck ripper
  • Merely a mortal, I'll sort ya, clearly needing slit quick
  • The legend killer like Randy Orton, No Mercy
  • No remorse of course, laughing till it hurts me
  • Verbal intercourse so perverted it ends up in court
  • Jail time for emailing and texting on the intersection
  • Intense sex in maximum security prison
  • Climax while writing tight raps
  • Exciting on the microphone
  • You style soft as styrofoam average Joe
  • Leave it to the professionals
  • King of the English literature I'll confess
  • Clean and quick not messy
  • Try and impress me with super lyrical lessons
  • Take shots like it's a Lugger or a Smith and Wesson
  • Quit testing me, stressing me terribly

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Dawg you ain't essential to rap put down your pencil in fact,
  • Give me the crown on your profile picture cuz it ain't never finna fit you
  • I might as well get you, A constellation prize cuz your shit couldn't be hard
  • if you were goin through constipation why?
  • Cuz I'm stompin' the fakest guy,
  • I ever seen it's like a man made of silicone I spill your dome
  • on a checkered kitchen floor
  • And start kickin' doors in your apartment down,
  • Didn't even bother to check your profile out cuz I just felt the need to crush you
  • Blast you with a Blunderbuss you,
  • Idiot, moron, neanderthal
  • You prolly put that picture of Biggie as your pic cuz you know you ugly as him,
  • Why don't you just go home and quit batte rap cuz your lyrics were aight
  • but I didn't feel offended while I read any of em,
  • Dawg you a not so biggie smalls so Stop yo Pitty y'all,
  • If he had even tried to write a verse against me I'd feel like the defender
  • but I feel like I'm about to get rid of em, naw,
  • I'll let you live but don't ever step to me again, Rev.

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