Battles SamuraiRapMusic vs Flowmeister
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
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- First round, didn’t really wanna diss
- but you chose this, battle with a lyricist
- on a mission to slit some wrists.
- Coldly comin to get ya like the flu.
- I flew over you, plan on what to do?
- Puny little fucker with some gay ass views.
- Got your momma suckin like the Whore of Babylon
- Babblin on my dick, shit, it’s my secret weapon.
- Chokin her and pokin her, now we have you.
- Bitch, I fucked her when i was an infant. This is true.
- So sit silently on your stool surprised and awe struck.
- While I’m movin up and you’re all stuck.
- I’m banging these rhymes like the pans in the kitchen
- With these lines of pure dissin. Yes, the champ has risen
- And is comin to smack the fuck out you.
- I’m hitler, and youre a jew.
- Gettin ready to roast the fuck out you.
- Check my rep, yep, it’s eight.
- Ate your bitch out on the first date, no mistake.
- With you she’s “on her period” With me, she makes my dick inflate
- You attempted inflation but i Busta Busta’d
- You with my Dust Buster
- Crossin the streams, the only Ghost Buster
- Leavin you to eat my dust, must’ve
- Shitted all over you, like Colonel Mustard (cerneled mustard)
- I guess I could write something offensive
- Make Dalton wake the fuck up and jump on the fences
- Says he was awake, too bad i’ma slap the fucker back
- To being the same sleepy ass cracked
- Up Kracker doin the same shit every day
- Not givin a fuck about school. Only about the pay day
- While you sniff glue in the back, just like Ray-Ray.
- I get Straight A’s, score with bitches just like Pele
- Come at you like Pimp Dady, got you like “Ow Charlay”
- See me stealin the lead with lead pipes as the seed
- Of Satan. Call myself the S.O.G. like Em to show hypocrisy.
- You bug me, i tried to shrug it off my shoulder but see.
- I’ma sore loser, gotta sore thumb from the hammer that i smashed your head with.
- Surprised if you even write back with some gay-ass, bitch shit.
- Like i said you should sit before i really get pissed and spit
- Some facts. In fact I can click-clack, rata-tat this shit right in your ass
- When I whick-whack, thwack with my attacks.
- But you diggity-didnt, shiggity-see me comin
- Damn. Sent another motha fucker on the street now bummin.
- But damn, I still got some room to write.
- I'll wipe you up with a sham, wow, you can't write
- I fire lyrical bullets as big as boulders
- And mow down your lines like they was soldiers.
- You craft some whack ass bull shit
- and infact some shaft up the ass will help it.
- I'll slit your throat and won't even have to record it
- You bored me, oh shit, here's a bomb for a gift.
- A blind-backside stab, hope you got plenty of hemorrhoid
- Cream, your ass bein destroyed must really hurt G.
- Fuckin faggot puttin up blind battle that aint worth shit.
- Your mommas worth more and all she does is suck dick
- Yeah yeah, the same old shit that's always been said, uncreative
- Or creative just lazy, slightly crazy and maybe
- This weirdo gets off by murderin new-born babies.
- Stranglin hookers, bein an asshole like Kevin Spacy
- Slappin you in your bitch ass face
- Leave you in shame and disgrace
- Fuck this shit, i'm out of this place.