Battles Mirlande vs Data
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Data your name should be Dora
- you try to be a classic man in a fedora
- man your mommy called and said go easy on my baby
- so ill go easy on her bobby
- you say you get rides all the time from girls
- but the only ride you get is from your mommy to school
- you could mop the floor with your curls
- you think you cool but you have a pool of drool
- your a fool a mule
- i will use you as a tool to rule
- i hate to be so rude but your nudes that you sent me made me barf
- you call that a scarf
- i could burn that on the wharf
- you must be a dwarf
- I´ll morph into an immortal
- till my skills kill you normal mortal
- Your 24 living with your mommy
- maybe your not a Dora your a Morah
- Your mommy is sorry that your dads condom failed
- your mommy tails males bailed from jail
- Dora say to other girls ¨ill open my eyes when you open your pretty legs¨
- you beg me not to the horse while your mommy´s the rider
- BTW shes wider than you think
- blink, hink, dink, mink, clink, wink
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Ever since I turned 16 I've been nurturing beats
- put 'em to rest in peace so certainly you've heard of me
- I'm the circus freak who purposely starts fires like poorly wired circuitry
- performing open heart surgery while shaking so nervously
- Cuz the pervert in me just wants to spurt some squirts up her skirt
- and into her ovaries, someone call the authorities
- this shit just turned into a murder scene
- like Ronald McDonald versus thee Burger King fighting it out over some worthless beef
- get it worthless beef and they both sell fast food
- Nah forget it you couldn't last two seconds in this ring, pussy, here's your cat food