Battles Grandmoffpuppeteer vs Tdbanks
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- pen and paper, peel the layers
- by the time this raps over you'll be wheezing like Darth Vader
- sit down, Imma roast ya, free of charge, no cater
- at Chevy's old mansion when I bury you in paydirt
- always running through you like a taser
- cold as ice boy, you best wear your nice blazer
- no shirt
- here's some ad-vice
- don't tail me, nah i won't play nice
- when i'm after you, you won't have to think twice
- I'll end your life the first time, every time, right
- cool cucumber, smooth charmer, snake bite
- i'll announce your death over the air like Cronkite
- so you play nice, bow down, don't put up a fight
- every step you take i'll be watching you all night
- you should make the right choice and go towards the light
- I shoot to kill, will i miss? no dice, you got no chance, you're dead on sight. on sight.
- outta my lane, yeah i see you in my mirror
- cannibals are waiting for their dinner
- in america, it's okay to be a full-blown sinner
- stay cool calm collected, let all the emotions just zimmer
- maaaaaan, you're in my part of town
- get down! i won't take shit from some brown-nose clown
- In my story, I'm the hero
- and it'll get gory, my fucks given- zero
- I'm a royalty nominee going all out on sheer will
- before I snap and go crazy and take the blue pill
- I live it for real so I got away
- took your girl's clothes, her white negligee
- she told me one thing, imma paraphrase
- you're as useful as the narrator, carraway
- car crash screech and it's all ablaze
- locked in my cellar and i binge for days
- trapped in my own self, I'm amaze
- I drive into the sunset, dumb cliche
DEFENDER'S RAP
- {Intro}
- Silly human I ain't normal
- Jumped swiftly quick, out of the portal
- I the immortal, leave you in burning coral
- and sparkle children
- when your girl gives me oral
- Too much greatness, you couldn't even grasp it
- Too savage, I gurgle acid
- Then spit it in your face when we brawl
- and your face erased just like red skull.
- Verse 1:
- A young one that shows bravery I see
- And pleads the key of mercy,
- but there is no hope for him to live
- he is in the midst of unknown disaster
- With my cynical laughter, I got the blaster to his head
- covered the room in splattered red,
- I painted a crime just for the feds
- The hostile Picasso, but played it cool
- like johnny bravo
- and Yo,
- here what ever I say goes
- Communism of Fidel Castro
- Its a sample of greatness from Costco
- but you'll never have a chance to stop me
- I drop bombs where ever I be
- that be known as kamikazes
- I'm so unkind, blowing minds
- Spitting 'n spitting close to a tsunami
- being superior is my favorite hobby
- Winner of the tracks, Ricky bobby
- You heard the sayin
- you snooze, you lose
- so A-K to your brain, and you Ooz-ing
- you aint strapped like saggy boobs
- Cannibal animal whose on the loose
- Cools cuts, make his meat real lean
- This is uncut scenes from Friday the 13
- Murdered you on the flat screen
- In ways
- the sickest people couldn''t have even imagined
- And this is how I'll "wrap it"
- Burn this magget, now that's it
- Wait, I also in engraved TD to his casket!!!!