Battles TJFELTZ vs HolyEnlightenment
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Throw your holy water now cause my ark is about to set sail
- On a lyrical demise that will prevail
- Try to hold back your enthusiasm
- Inconoclasm, I got your hail mary and I sodomized her
- Your head spins round as I spit lyrics
- While yours liquifies, deliquesce
- You try to be my exorcist but your prayers have no relevance
- See you think giving me rules like no cussing can stop me from dissing you
- You just underestimated me like the anti-christ in Left Behind Two
- You never vote for me in a battle because of my explicit content
- You hypocrite, what you think your God-Sent
- It's something how you have in one of your songs how good I give blowjobs
- Are you confusing me for that priest that you gave a handjob
- While he nobbed on your cob
- Kiss your crucifix as my track is mixed
- Don't be a hypocrite, you want censorship
- But your lyrics are just as dirty as your same sex partnership
- It must have been hard growing up an alter boy
- How did it feel to be your preist's sex toy
- Come tell me your confessions
- I may forgive you of your transgressions of your homosexual altercations
- Everyone close your eyes, I'm fixin to turn a gay man straight
- Let me accomodate before he excavates
- Drink this wine, my blood it represents
- And prevents your lyrics from ever making sense
- Eat my sacremental bread yeah I love it when you give me head
- It must be quit different from sucking BEEP
- But your a blood sucking leach on my tasty treat
- Get on your knees and repent before your descent
- You better A-man before you sin A-gain
- Give me three hail marys and I'll let you live another day
- Till we battle again someday
- Goodbye my homo friend
- Gay rights shoutin till the end
DEFENDER'S RAP
- so i heard a rumour tj felts knows how to give bjs well
- i cant believe myself half of these artists are theives themselves
- i sit back smoking my weed in hell
- believe me its skunky sitting in the trunk seat
- i never smoke bunk weed i always feel dopey
- like the titanic they sunk me im a ship wrecked at sea
- its hard to protect when i flare with speed
- moneys always the object nobody ever sees their greed
- or the fact they have such simple needs
- to succeed you almost need to do deeds
- im ready to spoon feed you im a teddy who sees through
- your fake core to a great extent
- theres nothing more i hate then a fake or pretend
- maybe in the end we can still be friends
- i fufilled my destinity in writtens i bless these beats when im spittin
- some things they never change this world always stays the same
- i pray for flames to scorch the earth and all its remains
- i play with brains to horror their words leavin men in pain
- women too if their lookin to battle me the crooked jew
- im able to spit a book or two to hook you slue
- Just like my song or the steets becareuful where you talk
- when you walk theirs something wrong with your feet
- they dont keep to the pace your mouth fits
- all you do is feed your face while you house sit
- you probably aint got a job how do you expect to help your kids?
- half of the women on earth act like their helpless but men are rude
- i try to help my friends whenever their blue im not that selfish
- im sefless i melt pricks to show them what i felt when i was well fit.