CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Who do you think you are?
• Who do you think I’m not?
• Well I can tell you I’m not, the kind of person to just stop
• And give up, I’ll take your spot, won’t make jokes about your crotch
• But I will make jokes about your watch, it seems to be off
• Shit, it’ll tell you when pot is being smoked, toked to the max extent
• Bitch, my watch goes up to 6-6-6, time of the hour where I like to vent
• I rhyme with power, the devil has sent
• So many howlers, you better repent
• Don’t mind the cowards I measure ascent
• Gotta add to the pile so bitch your next
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• Oh no no, my powers will shower best
• They’ll perplex so open up your browser and then get swept
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• This lady has got to go, flow so-so
• I spit turbo internal yo
• Unroll the text; uphold the rest, not toe to toe
• Too damn slow, for this lyrical, show of gold
• You won’t miss me, no….now
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• I may protest too much, but at least I stand up, for the ones I love
• Get revenge, on the bums, who have gone and stepped on em’
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• They fucking killed my dad; I’m so mad, a tad sad
• He was the king of Denmark and my heart did jump
• I found out it was my uncle then took a stumble
• Changin’ the story for a modern day mumble
• So I took him to a jungle, found a jaguar
• Now they’re head to head in a rumble
• Lack of a head now, wow that was subtle
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• So back up before I bring that insane rebuttal
• I stay green, greener than the jungle but still I don’t fumble
• So call me what you want, talk aplenty, it’s you I will crumble
• Better gimme a thorn-berry crown…
• …‘cause now I’m king of this jungle