DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo my names silly Jim
• got a willy that will make you chilly from the touch
• freeze your hand from the first clutch
• oh shit I busted a nut now my pee holes frozen shut
• in my little hut near the Netherlands
• where me, Marilyn, a bunch of skeletons, and George Zimmerman
• all see who can eat the most cinnamon
• while listening to breaking Benjamin
• were all friends and it's genuine
• but I am not a gentlemen
• come here Marilyn you sexy broad
• let's redo some like it hot
• here let me read you the plot
• Tony and Jack are shot in the first scene
• then it's just you and me
• first black and white porn on TV
• so I start the franchise in 1857
• an absolute sunrise sent from heaven
• glad my right arm it strengthened
• not to mention the dirty minded freshman
• who demanded it without question
• and begin his obsession
• each and every session worst than the last
• behind in every class now he got an eye on a lass
• grabbed a flask so his maturity would seem vast
• got her attention and invited her home for dinner
• met his mother went up stairs had to prove he's a sinner
• pull up the computer screen picture
• and pour a few shots of liquor with a chittery elixir
• where they watch two female adults scissor
• and freshman wants to pop a blister and utters a whisper
• I know my sister is in the next room, but do you want to do the do?
• I mean like screw
• her blue eyes say yes and silly Jim passed the test
• should I go for the chest I mean she's the guest
• oh whatever bitch undress and confess to your utmost desires