Battles Isstherealmuhfucka vs Amir
RULES
TRAGIC STORIES ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE AFTER A HOE LEAVES A NIGGA
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- bitch you know the pain you caused when you broke my heart to pieces
- spent the next few years gettin obese off of reeses
- spending all day on the net becoming a real nerd
- lost all my friends, my fam and my girl
- now all i want is more my little pony toys to play wit
- my decline in life is something most tragic
- i love dem ponies cos im cool as hell
- bitch i just wanna remember your smell
- i lust for days when i saw your nipples
- i aint seen no nipples since i seen you
- what i would do for a glimpse of your nipples
- i would do awful awful things
- youve had niqqas since and im cool wit dat
- ive had three girlfriends on roulette of chat
- we both met new people, some real some fake
- i even put dick in dolls, but plastic caused me pain
- now my dicks got a rash i need you to care for
- got my fedora on sloped so you know im clevor
- my neckbeard is growin and it needs some attention
- baby girl imma massage you and release dat tension
- i just wanna see your nipples so bad
- i need yo nipples in my life
- ma god i miss your nipples in my mouth
- baby girl come back
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I remember when we first met,
- You caught me staring at your chest,
- I was like damn girl nice boobs,
- You were like sir that's very rude,
- I was like hoe that's just my swag,
- Check out my scrotum and how it sags,
- She was like damn nigga thats impressive,
- I wanna investigate it like a detective,
- We went back to my place real quick,
- And I whipped out my seal dick,
- I call it a seal dick because it's as big as a seals,
- Hard as steel, everyone wants to cop a feel,
- After 4 long months you decided to leave me,
- I said I wasn't cheating but you didn't believe me,
- You broke my heart, I miss the smell of your farts,
- We use to eat brownies and play mario cart,
- What happened to that girl? Did it mean nothing to you?
- Her name was Sue and we use to stick together like glue,
- But now she went to Jerome, a guy who lives alone,
- But since then I've really grown
- I'll never forget you Sue,
- And the kinda shit you use to do,
- But nowadays it don't even phase me,
- Cuz nowadays I'm banging girl named Amy