DEFENDER'S RAP

• If I may introduce myself, I'm rap's new delegate.
• Nice to finally meet you, you must be irrelevant.
• Around sin and brimstone I am always in my element,
• Though I'm heavenly I only rap for the hell of it.
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• This place is pretty dead, I'm looking to revive it
• But it's unreasonable to think you will survive it
• My tactics are unusual and revolutionary,
• An indication of what's to come--you must be the canary
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• In the mine who got a whiff of the gas and stopped singing
• Luckily it's over, just sounded like poo flinging
• Most of us evolved, but you're monkeying in the past
• Too busy chasing jungle tail and Dr. Goodall's ass
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• When the hammer and the nails switch roles it's pretty awesome
• Hammering your girl and the last nail in your coffin