Battles vhatefilledv vs TrueZ
RULES
(RECORDED ONLY) Pick something ridiculous or profane from urban dictionary and rap about it. No rules otherwise (RECORDED ONLY)
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- bout two weeks ago
- yung niggaz in the cut
- each one of us done fucking with our hoes
- caught in a rut, studs stuck shut can't bust a nut
- so we got to thinking.
- what if? what if?
- we got some dogs to sniff our dicks like two bit hicks?
- nawh, nawh.
- What if? What if?
- We got some chicks to flip tricks in between their hips?
- Nawh, Nawh
- Nawh nigga you a bitch nigga,
- you know what we need to do nigga
- we must fuck with what's really taboo,
- shit that might be voodoo
- give a dead bitch her overdue goo stew
- Get lost in the tombs in search for wombs, call me Lara Croft
- android in hand to light this dark land, call me mega man
- Yo dude, can you see?
- fuck man, slammed my knee into debris, fuck I disagree
- (spoken)
- "Yo dude, you can't bitch out now. We all went in on this,
- you're going to fuck this dead bitch, you fucking pussy, and at the end
- of this, you're going to eat the fucking cum, and you're not going to tell
- anyone what fucking happened. Blood in blood out you stupid bitch"
- men with malicious intent,
- I thought these dudes were my friends, malcontents
- hell bent on getting stiff to coexist with the crypt
- I think I threw up in my mouth.
- no doubt they bust a nut in mega menopause
- Man this bitch was bomb
- her insides felt like a dry calloused palm.
- the way she creaked, bitch must of had a freak streak
- bitch was super cool, pussy got a maggot whirl pool
- filled with cream, you ready to eat my sunscreen?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Cause I...
- Got this condition that makes me so different
- I got no position inside of your heart
- It makes me so upset
- And I can't regret
- That I can't be
- By your side in your arms
- I've got this envision
- Of us two just chilling
- Of us two just messing
- Of us two bare thrilling
- We would chill and Netflix
- Then rewind and remix
- Until we set off on sail
- To the New York cit
- But unfortunately it's inevitable
- That you will ever be reasonable
- It's so miserable being unlovable
- It's impossible when I'm so invisible
- How can you just spit of me
- I'm just like Louie, like Jamie, like Tommy
- I'm no different so stop all this controversy
- Just coz I ain't got that body
- I feel like a Kamikaze
- Being used by you all
- You got those apple bottom jeans
- But I can't view or even call
- It's not fair
- How you just don't care
- It's as though
- I'm just not even there
- Okay so I probably shouldn't be texting
- But I'm always forgetting that lesson
- But I've had one too many to drink
- And all I can think is to send you a message
- But I'm not allowed
- It all seems so profound
- All you care about is how you seem
- To the crowd that you surround
- Chorus
- You don't understand, the beauty that you command
- Look at your tan, my eyes expand, I don't know how you're unmanned
- I won't pretend no romance, you deserve a loyal man
- That's what i am, don't take no chance,
- That's all I ask, is a dance
- You say I'm handsome, I say you're so damn fine
- You keep on laughing and I'm enjoying the sight
- But I can't handle the hiding, I gotta cancel I've decided
- Coz I ain't providing to your inciting
- I'm basically faking what you're expecting
- I feel so bad, and it's so mad what you could've had
- But because of what I said, you've changed the thoughts in your head
- So I've written this song, to tell the person that's now gone
- How much I thought we got along, but how I was actually so wrong
- I loved being with you, it was the best thing I ever knew
- I loved your sexy body it's true, probably best you liked me too
- Coz otherwise we would've been through, thank god you had no clue
- If you knew at the time, well... that would've been the last I'd seen of you
- End Chorus