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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I'm in a battle of wits, grab the mic and spit
  • Ain't nobody feeling your bullshit, split like a check, this
  • Is the fight of the century so remember me
  • Passed thru generations like segregation in memory
  • Of Martin Luther King Junior
  • You won't come out of this battle with all body parts attached
  • If you even leave with a finger you're lucky congrats
  • I didn't mean to force my victory, it just had to be this way
  • Doesn't matter either way, you'd flatline before you could kneel and pray
  • For your own life, your life which is in my hands
  • Snap your bones like I snap a few rubber bands
  • But they don't snap back that's too sad
  • I could see you behind the counter of a McDonalds
  • Asking me if I'd like fries or role playing as Ronald
  • This baby probably wants his bottle
  • Or a cheat sheet of punchlines, I'm eating you up like its lunchtime
  • I see why you excel, its your shirt size
  • So either you're skinny with baggy clothes or your shirts tight
  • This battles over I bid you adieu
  • Look there's the exit just for you
  • And in case you're too stupid, they even gave you a visual clue (big EXIT sign)

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • beneath the shade is where the beast would lay,
  • he'd speak the name with twisted tongues an say,
  • you who be the keenest stay and bring a blade,
  • for he who slays, takes the heart and brain,
  • to remind him that where theres loss theres gain,
  • and work so he can get his teeth exchanged,
  • for pullin each shift trying to keep a piece contained,
  • i seem insane but i make sense when i'm feeling paid,
  • its just too real today, i wanna go find a field to play,
  • instead i just feel the pain, until it melts away,
  • the only way to misinterpret the missing verses,
  • is to wish away the sickened serpent who bends my cursive
  • into living curses, then chaffonade into the blended birches,
  • spread as far as the louisiana purchase,
  • Was rude at first, see and i was even clueless as to how the rubric worked,
  • but now i'm as strong as He-Man the master of the universe,
  • please explain that, wait a minute, BRAIN BLAST!
  • i've been the underdog, call me rudy ruettiger,
  • actually real names wooten sir,
  • since my confusing birth i been brought to earth to drop the knowledge by the curb
  • callin hotties to observe the wisdom i'm absolving to disperse
  • the crimes i wont repent until i'm caught and put beneath the dirt

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