Battles Croc vs NekoPotato
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Potato vs the Nugget, you know that you love it
- But I don't really know how I'll tell you how to shove it
- I know I'm above it, obvious since I first sung it
- When I'm done, you're gonna be wishin' that you hung it
- Because you never sprung wit, just leave it on the rung, shit
- Your branch ain't ready to be swung from yet, just fuck it
- Hmm, maybe I'm being a little too harsh here
- But fuck stopping man I could be the next Shakespeare
- My intense rhymes are already enough to strike fear
- Into the coldest hearts, especially when they leer
- At me, like they're trying to fucking sear
- But it don't do shit, 'cause their words don't adhere
- Time to get back to it, back to the battle
- Sorry I ranted a bit, I always prattle
- On about shit, excited like a baby with a rattle
- Or a Hindu being gifted a holy cattle
- I'm riding on, my words are my saddle
- Stuck in shit's creek but battling is my paddle
- Apologies, distracted again, fuck me
- You getting to battle me is pretty lucky
- Trying to ride me, but off I will buck thee
- Got a problem with that then you can go fucking suck pee
- I'll sting worse than punching a motherfucking bee
- Or a fucking 12 gauge buck fired into your knee
- Too aggressive? I don't fucking care
- This is what happens when you so much as dare
- Go against me, you ain't getting no there there
- No comfort, I'm leaving you to bleed out, that's fair
- Or I'mma drag you and chain you up in my lair
- Leave you chained there, defenseless, just lying bare
- Lyrically of course, physically I can't be fucked
- Fighting a lazy cunt, I guess you lucked
- Out, because it doesn't matter to me how much you sucked
- Just a bit of advice, when I attack you're gonna wish you ducked
- I'm riding you, and it won't matter how hard you bucked
- Like KFC, it doesn't matter how much the chicken clucked
- Apologies, for this was longer than intended
- But when my title's being challenged it must be defended
- Can't stop a project halfway, it has to be rendered
- My shit's fragile, can't leave it, gotta be tended
- Leaving it to rot just ain't recommended
- I'm done now it's time for my shit to be ended
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Dear my Fresh Nugget, have you taken leave of your senses?
- Challenging me to a battle - of all the offences!
- You may as well just give up now, you hellhound of a fiend,
- Or will you just cuss at me from behind your laptop screen?
- 'Lyrically disastrous' is right, you maniacal fool
- I'm sure you don't need glasses to see that you're overruled
- They said 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth',
- But, though you aren't deserving, I'll give you the truth.
- Right now you should be more concerned with keeping your tongue
- Since my skills will desert your pride and empty your lungs
- Are you trying to sound 'fresh'? I beg you, give yourself a read
- And while you're at it, notice how your eyes begin to bleed
- This may be a bit late, but I'll stop beating this dead horse
- There are many other things I'd like to say, of course.
- I don't find it worth my time to bother or wish you well
- But I do hope you end up in the deepest pits of Hell.