Battles 10L vs Chippy
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Chorus)
- i saw my vision, this aint fiction
- i like action, dreamin of becomin captain
- playin, practicin, havin fun, throwin punches, chirpin up
- i go to the box, tell the ref he can suck my cock
- score the goals, get the assist, win the game,
- go untill i reach pro, with my bro, cuz there aint no better combo
- (Verse)
- you reach the rink, and people sayin that you stink
- at the locker room, the captain is in a mother fuckin costume
- turn on the music blast fort minor, shine up your new bauer vapor
- finally get on the ice, and see someone twice your size, hes like the height of 2 big guys
- (Chorus)
- i saw my vision, this aint fiction
- i like action, dreamin of becomin captain
- playin, practicin, havin fun, throwin punches, chirpin up
- i go to the box, tell the ref he can suck my cock
- score the goals, get the assist, win the game,
- go untill i reach pro, with my bro, cuz there aint no better combo
- (Verse)
- play the three periods. get carried out on a chariot
- i scored the game winning goal, kept my celly under control
- get a fist bump from the team, while the big guy is blowin off steam
- (Chorus)
- i saw my vision, this aint fiction
- i like action, dreamin of becomin captain
- playin, practicin, havin fun, throwin punches, chirpin up
- i go to the box, tell the ref he can suck my cock
- score the goals, get the assist, win the game,
- go untill i reach pro, with my bro, cuz there aint no better combo
- (Verse)
- walkin to my car, people sayin ima star, and im smart and i got one hell of a badass scar
- go back home, check my phone, then get laid and fuckin stoned
- i dont wanna hear a peep, i just need to go to sleep
- (Chorus)
- i saw my vision, this aint fiction
- i like action, dreamin of becomin captain
- playin, practicin, havin fun, throwin punches, chirpin up
- i go to the box, tell the ref he can suck my cock
- score the goals, get the assist, win the game,
- go untill i reach pro, with my bro, cuz there aint no better combo
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Step on the grass, scratch the itch on my ass
- Grab my multicolored balls and toss them at my feet
- Wait for my opponent while I sit on my seat
- Look who it is, 10L actually showed up
- This boul better be wearing a cup
- I snatch my mallet
- I grip it with two hands
- I swing it over my head like I'm a fan
- Its gaining momentum, my face turning red
- Walk up to 10L and I bash it into his head
- He falls with a thump
- It gave everyone a jump
- I'm surprised this dude ain't dead
- Pick up a ball and chuck it at his dome
- I laugh as his mouth begins to foam
- 10L out cold so I unbuckle his jeans
- Boutta have some fun if you know what I mean
- Take a wicket, this bout to get wicked
- Stick it up his but and then I twist it
- 10L queer as a three dollar bill, just like Limp Bizkit