Battles KAYBOT vs TJFELTZ
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- when I walk in I hear random applause dropping jaws dropping draws
- I got 3 hoes like im santa clause but I let my bars go cuz its frozen knock on the door
- who is it? its me im chosen TJ opens da door slips me some potion I
- hear commotion I ignore it TJ still pouring got so drunk start calling
- her lauren for no reason I walk and trip and fall like theres no seasons
- where da women at dude I start getting rude til a girl jacked me off
- with 2 hands like she doing a rubix cube I suck her titties while people say ima boob
- but fast forward later in the party I meet a random weed head name marty
- he gave me some browines took me to townie with no frown b but later I went back
- to TJ she was in her PJ's I wanted her to give me a BJ she straight diss me
- didn't wanna kiss me or lick me but don't forget im drunk im clueless
- im the coolest u can get shot u ricky TJ its jus a joke dnt get hype but u can still get the pipe
- oh I forgot bout the party im higher than jeff hardy I eat rappers alive u cant starve me
- ull get the family in the fued if u acting up like steve Harvey im just chillin
- im jus killing TJ wanna fuck? im just kidding I getting to old for this shit
- I do this while im knitiing I got this round of shots im not giving none to thots
- im allergic to bitches who think they hot watch the clock and suck my cock
- tic tock nigga im to cruel im ready to duel I aint gonna stop til im fossil fuel
- she sucking on the tip while im tipsy it was a milf I fucked the dust out that pussy
- named da bitch pixie im in TJ house theres a fake nigga I wanna hit him
- but imma pull out the nana and nicki he can minaj with em but she said no killing
- no stealing no hitting I wasn't surprised she said no stripping I said she tripping
- I said ow I was thinking out loud imma let it pass 2 mins later slapped her hard on her ass
- I wanted her to let me pass like I suck at class I couldn't think then out of nowhere
- she spiked my drink I woke up in the middle of the party and she gave me wink
- I said iight I got to bite her but im so tierd she told me that I got fired by my boss
- josh i get dry but my face washed wanted a beer didn't care how much it
- cost then i made out with this name Sandra and had a threesome with TJ didn't know
- what happen TJ had the camera
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Pull up already got the fire built
- Pull out the case of my favorite beer
- On ice, Michelobe and Bud Light
- We dancin under the moon light
- Tonight is just our party night
- Get our guitars from the back seat of our cars
- Sippin on Jim Beam and talkin about our dreams
- Laid back lookin at the stars thinkin about a song and written down my bars
- Got my daisy dukes with my cowboy boots pull the skeet so I can shoot
- Got my summer farmers tan and the boys look at me like they got plans
- But I don't study them with my drink in my hand
- Pull up already got the fire built
- Pull out the case of my favorite beer
- On ice Michelobe and Bud Light
- We dancin under the moonlight
- Tonight, is just our party night
- Listenen to the crickets churp while the bullfrogs belt out humongous burps
- Goin frog giggin in the middle of the night hopin that the water maccasins don't bite
- Head to toe in mud watchin the cows chew their cud
- See if we can get the bull stirred up, hold my cup, jumpin the gate to test our fate
- John Russell asks me to slow dance and he thinks at the end of the night that hes got a chance
- Sittin on the tailgate of his truck, he just shot a big ass buck
- Got his beard like duck dynasty trying to hold on to his sobriety
- Pull up already got the fire built
- Pull out the case of my favorite beer
- On ice Michelob and Bud Light
- We dancin under the moonlight
- Tonight, is just our party night
- It's our party night, our country party night
- It's our party night, our country party night