Battles Ladyrhetoric vs Youngdahmer
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Here's a penny for your thoughts,
- before I'm able to get my two cents across.
- Thank God I've got a sixth sense, so no cents lost.
- Better use the sign of the cross, thinking you'll beat me.
- You must have memory loss, I have a master key.
- Mastery of word flow, sting like a killer bee.
- I am the greatest MC to the highest degree.
- Smokin' a tree while sippin' on green tea.
- I'm an alpha, while you a type b,
- Crocodile Dundee, you will forever be under me.
- I flash like lightning while you just thundering
- A lot of talk but not much to back it up.
- I'm about to erupt, so, here's a ticket stub
- To a show of mine. You a fan? Join the club.
- I know you about to interrupt, say I'm corrupt
- Disrupt me, deduct my skills, disorderly conduct.
- Listen, I don't give a fuck.
- 'Cause at the end of the day, you're still just a guppy.
- Following me like a lost little puppy.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I don't need your two cents, 'cause you make no sense.
- I'm gonna write you off like a business expense.
- You're smart but lack any common sense.
- I'm coming at you under a false pretense, 'cause I have to pretend
- that you're even a halfway decent opponent.
- But you're just another component in my plot to take over.
- I'm a poet at any given moment,
- So here, I'll give you my condolences for such a terrible loss.
- Fuck needing the sign of the cross. You just a fat Kate Moss
- While I'm a boss, call me Shredder, givin' you a scarlet letter
- I would give you some advice to 'get better,'
- but you don't seem to be under the weather.
- Each and every one of my lines are clever, down to the very last letter.