Battles TJFELTZ vs JPoet
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This dude right here is one of my followers
- I say follower, but he more of a stalker
- He always wants to collaborate
- And he says his dick can accomodate
- But im scared he will contaminate
- With a STD, so I dominate before he penetrates
- He can't get enough, my cum, he engulfs
- He likes how I taste, he gets on his knees
- And he even eats my pussy while it bleeds
- I pull his hair and try to get him off
- And all I hear is snap, crackle, pop
- Then he looks at me and jacks off
- He licks his lips and says he wants more
- As he pulls me screaming onto the floor
- He devours it like a carnivore
- And I ride his face like a hardcore porn
- Im like can we stop and eat dinner
- He's like I'm at a buffet right now winner winner chicken dinner
- Im like dude you got to leave my pussy alone
- He says but baby I'm hooked its like methadone
- This shits better then 30" chrome
- But Im like dude your dick, it aint no good
- And I'm not ready to begin motherhood
- I would rather use a silicone toy
- Cause your hung like a freakin eight year old boy
- Your a midget man with a midget dick
- Licking my lollipop while I sit on golden bricks
- Somewhere over the rainbow you may be a rapper
- But dude your lyrics are a natural disaster
- No I don't want to cuddle and sit up and talk
- If rappad had a button to block
- His ass would be dead and outlined with chalk
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Im #theatrical #emcee, not your #stereotypical #rapper #see i
- #shatter everyone with my #rhymes #mathematical,#lines #paradoxical
- i defy logic call my #mind #so #illogical its #pathological
- greatness in me is #biological not #psychological you #know
- my #flow makes your #wife drop her panties like its #gynecological
- im #immortal #paranormal #straight #mythological my #raps #tropical
- #mortal #bitches #quarrel they better than me, #its #comical
- #SILENT #WARFARE #AND #BAD #SUPERHEROES , #a #chronicle
- a #brilliant steal #girlfriend kind of #rad #political #incorrectness
- #i #wreck #this im #unbelievable,on #microphone youre #just #horrible
- for you i only have #terrible #disgust so i #must leave you #crushed
- in #the #dust, #punk your #rhymes #stink like a #skunk so #think
- before you decide to write some #lines, they #junk you i #confront
- stick you to the #trunk #what? you #thought you #could #walk
- #amongst the #robust #emcees wit your #shrunk #abilities but #talk
- about #gangsta #activities to our #communities and #cities
- there #will be #casualities to your #ego im the #reason of
- your #insecurities i #built your #presence like a #lego
- so dont #resist ill have you #disappeared without #guilt....
- im bad call me #diabolical my #psychological #sickness
- full of #fictitious #richness is #biological kinda even #magical,
- #metaphorical #business i dont know what that means
- but im #self #religious. my #phrases are #malicious
- to your heart #condition i cause #hallucination,
- #vibrations in your mind and #spine, #illumination
- but i know nothing but everything, #offspring #damnation
- for our #civilization, no #organization just #decapitation....