Battles HolyEnlightenment vs JPoet
RULES
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Max of 40 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- so i heard a rumour tj felts knows how to give bjs well
- i cant believe myself half of these artists are theives themselves
- i sit back smoking my weed in hell
- believe me its skunky sitting in the trunk seat
- i never smoke bunk weed i always feel dopey
- like the titanic they sunk me im a ship wrecked at sea
- its hard to protect when i flare with speed
- moneys always the object nobody ever sees their greed
- or the fact they have such simple needs
- to succeed you almost need to do deeds
- im ready to spoon feed you im a teddy who sees through
- your fake core to a great extent
- theres nothing more i hate then a fake or pretend
- maybe in the end we can still be friends
- i fufilled my destinity in writtens i bless these beats when im spittin
- some things they never change this world always stays the same
- i pray for flames to scorch the earth and all its remains
- i play with brains to horror their words leavin men in pain
- women too if their lookin to battle me the crooked jew
- im able to spit a book or two to hook you slue
- Just like my song or the steets becareuful where you talk
- when you walk theirs something wrong with your feet
- they dont keep to the pace your mouth fits
- all you do is feed your face while you house sit
- you probably aint got a job how do you expect to help your kids?
- half of the women on earth act like their helpless but men are rude
- i try to help my friends whenever their blue im not that selfish
- im sefless i melt pricks to show them what i felt when i was well fit.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i bring that #funky #sound with those #funky #nouns
- and those #funky #verbs, #funky #clouds
- made from #funky #herbs getting all the #girls with #curves
- #immersed its those #funky words from the #funky #world
- of the #funky #poet, my friend even #monkies #know #it
- #this #time i wont even #curse #this #line cause thats the #way
- i #prefer #this #rhyme... #all #funky
- an all the #girls with #curves #want #me.
- Because #monthly i say #curse #words #bluntly
- you might think im #comfy when i act #jumpy
- but even i can be #positive and act all #civilized
- all these #sensitive apes can #idolize
- i already #visualize #few #moms with #two #bombs saying
- they #want #me and doing things that #involves #sexual #positions
- in the #kitchen or at the front of the #christian #church, aint it #funky,
- the ladies of the world #want #me to be the reason they #gave #birth
- they say my sperm could #save #earth
- when ive #bend #rhymes they've #squirt i dont remember
- banging them but maybe my #sperm is the reason they #gave #birth