CHALLENGER'S RAP

• This battle is like a bad strip tease,
• long, tedious and boring,
• 30 seconds in, I'm snoring,
• consider this an early warning
• because my words are haunting,
• daunting.
• Once I'm done, I'm over to your place,
• 'cuz I heard your sis gives good head,
• she's mine after you drop dead,
• so I guess that justifies your fast pace
• to grab the nearest mace in severe haste
• because you're scared, I can see your pale face,
• and it's there with good reason,
• challengers are handled here like they committed treason.
• And I guess that's true,
• as you're challenging the lyrical king,
• oh, did that hurt you, well then go fucking sue,
• you're about as intimidating as a cheap cock ring.
• Your words can't hit me, failing to diss me,
• because, you see now that you can't flee
• should of considered that, shouldn't've ya,
• you ask for mercy, I say nah
• what's in your yard, I got a Rottweiler,
• heard you got a Chihuahua,
• consider that, and yet you battle me, I ask are you sure?
• My dog will maul you, I record it
• sell it on DVD,
• better quality than a show on AMC
• story covered by the BBC.
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• Watch the streets,
• be careful where you put your feet,
• because my crew might be just round the corner,
• put your false ass into permanent sleep,
• give you room for a nervous peep
• then we give you some lead in your head,
• do you want a receipt?
• Here's a tip,
• if we got beef, don't be in my presence,
• double time it out of there before I pull out the weapon I equipped,
• just use your fucking noggin,
• it's not really rocket science,
• is it?
• I'll steamroll all over your rap act
• my bullets send you into shock on impact,
• I use FMGs, because they're compact,
• thought you should know that,
• a man should know what I slay them with,
• another fact, I'm more cynical than the Brits,
• when it comes to dirty work, I wont even flinch.
• Man, what an easy win this has been,
• you're another foolish victim,
• you can't handle guns without adult supervision,
• and I was sent on a mission,
• to destroy fake fucks,
• I get a ton of bucks,
• when I enter the room, what bedlam erupts
• what a hellhole it becomes.
• Can't handle the heat,
• get the fuck out this kitchen,
• won't see my rounds coming,
• put you in critical condition.