Battles RandomNonsense vs Clyde
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Observe as this derpy fuck had the nerve to challenge me, I'm amused
- Word for word I'll murder you and leave you bleeding out on the curb
- Bruised and abused, I'm usually called Random Nonsense but this time I'm called 'The Accused'
- So raw, Above the Law, don't fuck with me else this might be your Last Song
- You heard of my tight Microphone Murder
- You too soft like styrofoam, phone your Momma and go home
- I'm only giving you one Warning, leave your minuscule skill level at home
- Too dangerous, twenty Bentley's painted jet black,
- Well not for long, check the detonator in my backpack
- Mac n' Gat check to shoot two clips in a mans skull till he's dead
- I'll cut you deep like a heavy depression
- Keep hugging on tight, might be repressing ya'
- So bad that your mental health will regress to that of an infant
- Can't fight it even with the mightiest infantry
- Believe that you get out of it, shout and yelp for help
- My skill level towers yours, you can't overpower my lyrical strength
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So, You better be careful and fearful, I'mma let you tearful, from your cheerful,
- I'll make your truthful, faithful, into a fatal hateful
- And it's gonna be tasteful when I'll send you to a wasteful land with brand new losers,
- you are gonna be part of the users,
- Now I am cocky, but I don't copy shit, so ya better sit and quit,
- rap ain't your hobby! Go play hockey!
- Careful it's foggy, your body is like Shrek's index finger,
- you may be a good thinker, but you are the sinker of your own self mister,
- I'm a twister, I don't whisper, I just shout out everything I have not a doubt about,
- Now you better get wetter from your sweater, 'cause I'll wipe you to a shredder,
- I was born ready, so you better stay steady, as I will get heavy, you'll need to get hefty,
- Yo you lefty, are you a crafty? Huh you trendy Andy, eat a candy Sandy, it is quite right handy.
- Yea, you can call me a young white maggot,
- But at least I'm not a drunk swipe faggot!