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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Joe Diaz is egregious with no strokes of genius,
- I'm a #poet like #Phoebus, prestigious, ya know it, believe this,
- He needs to #conceive this, then #abort like a #poked in #fetus,
- Cuz I'll leave him #powerless 'nd weak like a #broken #Prius.
- He's a joke to hip-hop, just a bloke who's chokin' penis,
- A faggot who #flip-#flops more than #open-#toed #Adidas,
- While I'm a beast who's evil with beakers oozing of ether,
- Even a priest can't undo this deceitful brute of a creature,
- My lyrics are lethal like diseased fluids squeezed through a needle,
- Leavin' you subdued, seizing, unable to move from the fetal,
- I'll seduce your female by abusing cheeks 'nd remove her t-shirt,
- Juice my meat 'til it's oozin' skeet 'to teeth 'nd her bruised knees hurt,
- I'm eager to please her chalice with my horror story phallus,
- Then I'll beat her #bottom callused with #Sodom #Gomorra's #malice.
- Didn't even need to have her breathe from chloroform towelettes,
- 'Cause when she met me she was #starstruck like #Aurora #Borealis.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Mellow hype isn't that a bit unorthodox
- I'm the key to success your what causes the door to lock
- Getting through like system hack, i get some love then give some some back
- Your position on the map is where my next victims at
- Search for then destroyed, fire at a steady rate
- Compared to heavy weight all I can say for you death awaits
- Are you ready mate ima demonstrate perfection
- Time to teach you a lesson like academics is my profession
- Winnings become an obsession for your protection carry a weapon
- On the record, shown progression is opposite your direction
- I have a vicious way with words some would even say it hurts
- Laid the verse sick proper call a doctor to aid a nurse
- For you this days the worst, the day I made you first realize
- I'll kill guys with two or more ill lines that having meaning an still rhyme
- The underdog above the top, while you still climb I will rise
- Big mac type of dick sack, bitch chill you're kids meal size