Battles Funkatron vs WUMBO
RULES
No rules!
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
WUMBO won this battle!
START YOUR OWN BATTLE
Thousands of battles have taken place on RapPad. Why not join the fun?
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- "lyrical lacerations? wanton anal devastation?
- well fuck wumbo, why'd you open the basement,
- we had funk locked down for the good of the town, to save it,
- we had to roofie that punk, plus scatter his rape kit,
- he'll be wumbonin in a moment, like an ex raged raver,
- explicit when he spit shit, like he cum on the paper,
- relentless when he slip dick, you enabled latest caper,"
- Amir's comment on this, check the section,
- next to the suicide hotline, cuz i e rekt ya,
- with only nine bars, chumpo in the corner,
- weeping, "hold me, my arse, was that unicorn,
- or, just funks cock in brony uniform?"
- he rises, wipes tears, outta fear, grabs trusty gun,
- funk avoids with ease, bitch please, you forgot,
- to check the double jump, conversation bubble up,
- when i leave you double stuffed, you reverse oreo,
- i got you with the double bluff, seduced you AND your lady,
- then i left you in the cuts, you in a rut, she on my nuts,
- when im done her, yer throat, goin in my double clutch,
- Lacing punches in bunches, the crowd mumbles and munches,
- "Look Timmy there's another bar with no substance"
- lumpo stumbles is slumping, while funk keeps on thumping,
- like he's just try breaking a sweat, breaking fists on face and neck,
- Funk's here to cream punks, that's reppin like cream puffs,
- with the love of a fiend, cuz he's supreme being rough,
- goin' gather all the rappers that ya know and trust,
- then see, them dust bit, cuz it wasn't enough,
- beat your ass so hard, they'll call me a sodomist,
- brought a fist to a gun fight, despite hype, left a fine mist,
- of wompumles, the fresh, just left suckin' hind tit,
- padders flabbergasted and flacid, when i spit my rage,
- believe this hatter will shatter an scatter, mcs in range,
- savagely ravage your bodily cavities, but, depravity, with class,
- cuz i stick out my pinkey, when i blast in your ass,
- or maybe his mouth hell, i can never decide,
- fuck it funk, just punk em, just to see if he cries.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Now i dont despise the kid
- so i wont get into violent shit
- your girl gave me head
- my nut filled up her sinuses
- didnt you learn anything from all the porn that you pirated?
- when you fuck it looks like you hiemlickin
- she said she didnt feel you when you were slidin in
- you aint a g, never smoked green or tasted a heiniken
- you sound stupid, not agressive
- you havent made no progression
- id listen to your music but its kinda depressin
- id teach you how to do it but i dont got time for no lessons
- you lackin the essence
- and when you rap bout your exes
- it makes me wanna buy your thirsty ass some refreshments
- its mathmatics how i wreck him
- 1st bar got his attention
- 4 bars had his ass sweatin
- 8 bars killed his whole damn collection
- 16 bars had your squad tryna rep this
- 32 bars is straight reckless the goverment detecting
- the launch of a nuclear weapon
- im the bestest
- stressin time and money cause rents close
- but you wanna battle? fine then lets go
- i got that fresh flow, i get wild, you from petco
- i fucked your girl, then told her get out the bed hoe
- maybe youd pull bitches and get throat
- if you wore you some mens clothes
- but now i lost my train of thought
- pickin drugs up in a trailer park
- dont give a fuck who you say you are
- you aint got bars
- listening to you rap
- is like inhaling a fart
- you aint improved since the start
- the day you blow up is the same day
- ill pick up a car
- if you rise to fame ill go to space
- and piss out a star
- bro you just hella foolish
- you prolly listen to country music
- youd prolly fuck a dude in his ass while he pooping
- record it and loop it
- and watch it all day
- no matter what you were doin
- but i fuck with you, your hella polite
- mad skinny and white
- a hallogen light the perfect fit for your life
- you just aint up to the bars that i write
- so hold your kids close and kiss them goodnight
- hope you brought them up right
- cause they finna lose they daddy tonight
- bro you wanted a big fish? you cant get this
- especially if you come at me with name flips
- everyone does the same shit
- like its gonna get me to change it
- but i wont cuz i aint tryna get famous
- its funny how a spongebob reference
- separates me from lame kids
- but whatever you came with
- still wont compare to these flames
- BITCH