DEFENDER'S RAP

• Since you're not legal yet, I'll keep it PG/
• Funny how you say we battlin kids..little man, you're sixteen/
• There's four years in between, you know what that means?/
• I answer to myself, you answer to your Dean/
• for your sake stay mute through this whole rap scene, Mister Bean/
• I have a PHD in Hut Delivery, you've never seen bars as hard as these/
• Punches as heavy as double Ds, got you seeing stars; Hardees/
• I KFC your chicken legs chump, that spells out knocking fucking Cunts off their feets/
• First step as a man, is to stand up again, & face defeat/
• But with your height, you'll need to stand on a seat/
• You said I got face fucked by the devil himself
• Then tell me to head back to the rape satan
• Didn't know I could literally buttfuck myself/
• I thought my dick was the size of a raisin/
• Its either that or I have a vagina now& should be called Caitlin/
• Family Jenner, Changing Genders
• Oh I'm off topic, how good is the avengers?/
• Not here to give you any lectures like your Professors
• Although your mom is going down like your grades last semester/
• But she's doing way better, I think our fuck murdered her oh no
• I'm a murderer, dare to avenge her? Captain England?
• Or too pussy to hold the iron man like the Frenchmen rather stay Loki/
• Thor through all that you spittintrue, see through spittintrue like
• He spittin through a straw that's visible/
• I dare you to come to Lebanon, here bombs go off without a Boston Marathon/
• Isis ( I seize) your head to cut if off, and repent for my sins on Ramadan/
• Smack you with a book until you get some sense like I put Change in the Quaran/
• I would keep this on, but I have to meet Saddam/
• plotting to find a better actor for James Bond because English men seem
• to keep getting it wrong it's either that or they can't keep the same job for long/
• Yet you can always use the same monkey for King Kong/
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